Whatever you did, it was justified. Hope I get on the jury. If they valued their lives, they'd have you in restraints for the trial. I don't wanna miss that. :-)
Hey, you were the one whining about the amount of snow you had to forge to recoup your supplies from the shed just a few days ago or is demintia (Spelling?, who cares)setting in already?
You know, there are some of us who enjoy "High Beams" while on the highway!
Oh, the possibilities are endless. I would imagine there would be large amounts of alcohol involved, and it could either be a very good story with lots of guns/babes/fun, or a very bad story with guns/babes/gratuitous violence. I bet you and the Mrs. would have a lot in common! Especially the nekkid parts in Texas. She is a Yellow Rose for sure.
What WOULDN'T I think you did?
ReplyDeleteThat made me smile. And yet, I have this feeling that you must die. ;-) Unless you're handcuffed to the bench next to me.
ReplyDeleteShe finally shot the old man.
ReplyDeleteshhhhh..... ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe surprise will be on you if you use your one phone call to call me. My phone will ring from the next cell over and probably wake me up.
ReplyDelete"What are you wearing....~heavy breathing~"
ReplyDeleteAttacked a government official, in regards to your recent interaction over child guardianship.
ReplyDeleteOooo, good one, timbo. And probably very likely. I should start a bail fund like wirecutter's.
ReplyDeleteDoes it involve a live chicken, peach preseves, and a weed-eater?
ReplyDeleteJust remember: Friends help you move; real friends help you move...bodies.
Heh, ~eyebrow wiggle~. I've got a store room full of peach preserves...
ReplyDeleteWhatever you did, it was justified. Hope I get on the jury. If they valued their lives, they'd have you in restraints for the trial. I don't wanna miss that. :-)
ReplyDeleteGot lime?
ReplyDeleteTerry
Fla.
Lime? Lime preserves? Actually, that sounds yummy. Oh, wait, "lime"... heh.
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah, it was justified. And they'd probably wheel me in like Hanibal Lector.
Unlicensed killing of gophers on a fairway
ReplyDeleteIn the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
ReplyDeleteIf it don't fit, you must acquit.
ReplyDeleteWTF!
ReplyDeleteOh, hell, cranky...
ReplyDeleteCarl, you wanna take this one?
ReplyDeleteI plead insanity your honor, I was CRAZY about the girl!
ReplyDeleteprobly bitch slapped some smart mouthed skinny broad at Wal-Mart
ReplyDelete....who started trying to hand my PETA fliers while bitching about the pig products in my cart...
ReplyDeleteDon't get me going on Walmart.
ReplyDeleteCarnal knowledge of ...
ReplyDeleteyou fill in the blank.
fitty
Since you asked, allow me to take a stab at this one.
ReplyDeleteYou are calling friends for bail money because you were busted for;
Being nekkid in public in a blizzard in the Great White North of Texas?
Does that about sum it up???
Nekkid maybe, but in a blizzard? Are you nuts?
ReplyDeleteHey, you were the one whining about the amount of snow you had to forge to recoup your supplies from the shed just a few days ago or is demintia (Spelling?, who cares)setting in already?
ReplyDeleteYou know, there are some of us who enjoy "High Beams" while on the highway!
Yeah, but I didn't do it nekkid. I was wearing 3 pair of socks, thermal underwear, jeans, sweater, coat, snow boots, hat, gloves....
ReplyDeleteSo which of us are you planning to reach through the internet and throttle?
ReplyDeleteSlides chair back from monitor...
I prefer to do my throttling in person. If I'm smiling when I knock on your door...
ReplyDeleteI would feel sorry for the arresting officers ears,(plural and possesive hope I got it correct)!
ReplyDeleteNote to self, if upon checking the peep hole there is a smiling woman, get one of the roomies to open the door while fleeing out the back.
ReplyDeleterpm, plural possessive is officers'. Let me consider your punishment.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, Jeremy, that's so cute! You think I won't bring backup...
Schooled by the best, I bow M'lady.
ReplyDeleteOh get up you big goof. It took me 15 minutes to google it. ;-)
ReplyDeleteCan't even let a guy grovel before greatness, eh?
ReplyDeleteIt's full contact now, girlfriend.
;)
Groveling makes me blush. Full contact? Oh my, ~fanning furiously~
ReplyDeleteGot busted for rigging the ballot box in favor of BHO...
ReplyDeleteOh, the possibilities are endless. I would imagine there would be large amounts of alcohol involved, and it could either be a very good story with lots of guns/babes/fun, or a very bad story with guns/babes/gratuitous violence. I bet you and the Mrs. would have a lot in common! Especially the nekkid parts in Texas. She is a Yellow Rose for sure.
ReplyDeleteSpud, I take it that was tongue in cheek. If it wasn't, you and I need to sit down and have a serious talk.
ReplyDeleteMr Miracle, guns/babes/and isn't gratuitous violence fun?
Ah, gratuitous violance is fun, but a different kind of fun than involving babes like yourself. Although a little light spanking....er....TMI...out.
ReplyDeleteFigured that'd get a rise lol
ReplyDeleteYou working in favor of BHO has about as much chance, as I do of eating all the beans I've got stored up in one sitting.
Okay, Spud, you may live. ;-)
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