I want a love like Gomez and Morticia

My Halloween decorations finally came

We also cater orgies

No wonder I'm always an hour late

But hey, it's got "quartz accuracy".

"Another juice" = rum/vodka/tequila/whisky

Yup

Why I don't have cats

Taking coulrophobia to the next level

I always figured Fred cussed like a motherfucker

Wirecutter: The School Years

"Don't correct me with your smiley faces, Woman. I meant TITS,"

Offensensibility

Just Loki being Loki

Only time I laughed at clowns

And that's when I left screaming...

Men, be careful what you ask for

Well, you can see if it's occupied

Lost in translation

Actually "golden gaytime" sounds like a weekend in San Francisco.

Channeling Wirecutter

I have an uneasy truce with my curls

Bet none of y'all's coaches looked like that

Who says the Air Force doesn't have a sense of humor?

I'm the Texas Chapter President

Yep, still giggling

As a proud recipient of a Master of Arts degree,

I'm very well aware that, after a few drinks,

it becomes Master of Farts.

Timing

Captain Ginger strikes again!

You can tell Tiffani is fucking thrilled.

Your Saturday Going to Hell Post

Stevierayv: Puberty Awakens

So that's why I like museums

Angel was here

I laughed way too hard at this one

Gone huntin'

Ghetto fabulous

Now that's a high class hospitality package

Necessity, the mother of WTF?!

The value of a Liberal Arts degree

Safety First

Actually, reminds me of me.

Yup, going to Hell

Pretty cool gift idea

Now, if it came in black with the middle finger pointing, I'd know what to get wirecutter for Christmas.

Can order them HERE.

I wonder if they're "free range", too

World's worst position for doing "nothing"

Irish: The Early Years

It's all about design

Migrant vs Immigrant

Has anyone else noticed the dropping of the term "immigrant" in favor of the term "migrant"? Has anyone wondered why? The term "migrant" was traditionally used to describe people who moved within a country's borders. Migrant workers. Migrant gypsies. The understanding was that they were already in the country, they were just moving around; the implication being that these people were legitimately in the country. Immigrant was traditionally used to describe people who moved from one country to another, across borders. The word immigrant could be prefaced with either "legal" or "illegal" indicating the legitimacy of the person's border crossing. Pretty clear, huh?

So you had migrants, people legitimately in the country who move around. Legal immigrants, people who move from one country to another in accordance with the country's immigration policies. And illegal immigrants, also referred to as illegal aliens, people who move into a country without permission, against the country's immigration laws. These designations have been very useful to us in the past, so why drop them? Why use the more legitimate, benign term "migrant" to cover all? Why muddy the waters? Who made this decision? The media? The governments? When you remove the term "immigrant", you essentially remove borders. If all are merely migrants, then there really are no borders.

We need to get back to plain talk, politically incorrect honesty. Call a spade a spade. Wait, was that racist? Oh well...

If you are in a country without legal permission, you are NOT a migrant. You are an illegal immigrant. Or for short, just plain illegal.

Why I don't post nekkid selfies

I wasn't always like this, ya know

I was such a sweet, innocent well-meaning 

soccer mom three years ago...

Angel takes up cross stitch

Wirecutter and Angel: STFU edition

Carl was drunk and looking for a little ass

This should be a brand of personal lubricant

I'm usually pretty cool with arachnids