Must be nice to have the other sex all
figured out!
Must make your life a breeze. ;)
Dear timbo,
This is all I ever need to know about the care and feeding of the American Male.
Sincerely,
hiswiserangel
*yeah, I know how to spell "sandwich", got it off of Facebook. :-)
Must make your life a breeze. ;)
Oh shit.......
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Bob
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Lets just say I don't need a sandwich right now.
ReplyDeleteWell, good morning to you, too...
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ReplyDeleteMy dream is to have sex while eating a sandwich. And watching football. Is that too much to ask?
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DeleteMark12A, sex, sandwich, football... live at the game or on tv?
DeleteCJ, behave yourself...
They left out things that go boom or bang. We like to shoot and blow stuff up too. Well at least I do. Maybe I could go for a sandwich in the left hand, .45 in my right hand, exploding target of some sorts....yeah you see where I am going with this and to respect the author of this blog that was supposed to stay clean, I will stop.
ReplyDeleteMy summary, Sandwich, Sex, .45 acp, exploding target.
Israel
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heh heh heh...
DeleteAbeam
Deletedon't ya know, there's always one sitting next to me.........
Oh Mikey, a sandwich or a .45? Or a ..... ;-)
DeleteAnd you and Ibeam would get along great. He's a really great guy just like you.
Haha! Touche Wiser. :)
ReplyDeleteThey should teach that to chicks in grade school.
Honey, you remember in 6th grade when they separate the boys and girls in Health class for a day? Yeah, they're teaching us THAT and how to take our bras off without taking our shirts off....
Delete40 years later, I get a peak behind the curtain!
ReplyDeleteDamn that was an awkward time, huh.
Maybe they should redeliver that tidbit in college, because I don't seem to get a lot of samiches or ****!!!
I swear, I need to start a dating service for women like me who enjoy being women, and men like y'all looking for 'em...
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DeleteLol you always make me laugh....
DeleteLoving your blog! Thanks!
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