From Devil Tongue...
TURKEY RECIPE
8 - 15 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room,.... it's done.
And, you thought I couldn’t cook..
I'm glad I wasn't drinking a beer at the moment! Best laugh I've had in days!
ReplyDeleteYeah. I had the same reaction. How'd you like the turkey's tan lines? Thinking of doing that next year and listening to the in-laws bitch...
DeleteWell HWA, you ain't seen noth'in yet. A very, very long story short. I had to go buy a second batch of clam chowder fix'in's because I burnt the first batch. There was not enough to go around when I did it right.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanks Giving EVERY ONE.
I am heartily sick to death of hams and turkeys. Even though I'm deathly allergic to shellfish, it might be a nice change for next year...
DeleteThat turkey is kinda hot...........;)
ReplyDelete....and oh so juicy...
DeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteOn the pic, a couple of strategically placed lemon halves would be nice.