Thursday, November 22, 2012

Roast Turkey for the Culinarily Challenged




From Devil Tongue...

TURKEY RECIPE
 
I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that! When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.


8 - 15 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST)
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.

Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.

After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.

When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room,.... it's done.

And, you thought I couldn’t cook..
 
No hon, now I KNOW you can't cook...

7 comments:

  1. I'm glad I wasn't drinking a beer at the moment! Best laugh I've had in days!

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    1. Yeah. I had the same reaction. How'd you like the turkey's tan lines? Thinking of doing that next year and listening to the in-laws bitch...

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  2. Well HWA, you ain't seen noth'in yet. A very, very long story short. I had to go buy a second batch of clam chowder fix'in's because I burnt the first batch. There was not enough to go around when I did it right.

    Happy Thanks Giving EVERY ONE.

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    1. I am heartily sick to death of hams and turkeys. Even though I'm deathly allergic to shellfish, it might be a nice change for next year...

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  3. That turkey is kinda hot...........;)

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  4. Very funny!

    On the pic, a couple of strategically placed lemon halves would be nice.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.