Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Happy Holiday Hint from Mrs. Claus

If any of you boys plan on being naughty, make sure your 20-something squeeze doesn't live in the same small town as your family and send out Christmas cards with a picture of her in a tiny elf costume sitting on your Santa Suit-clad lap. You will find several lumps of coal in your stocking, which will be used to beat you senseless by your Mrs. Claus. Just sayin'....

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled frivolity...

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4 comments:

  1. crankyjohnDecember 11, 2012 at 3:34 PM

    Like my old daddy said, when you have a problem with a woman at home, you don't go out and get another problem. Just get your own room.

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  2. Jonathan BourenDecember 11, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    Well said John.
    tiny elf costume eh....
    hmm.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 11, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    Experience speaking there, dear heart?
    Kidding
    Me again
    rpm

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    1. hiswiserangelDecember 11, 2012 at 6:01 PM

      Acutally, yes.
      Been a hell of a weekend.
      Glad you're back.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.