Monday, January 28, 2013

To prevent wrinkling and shrinkage...

make sure you hang your ballerinas to dry.

 
4 dozen cookies of your choice to the first dude (or dudette)
who can tell me what's missing...

12 comments:

  1. Soooo many thoughts come to mind I can not even begin to put them in words (that you might consider posting).

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  2. "4 dozen cookies of your choice to the first dude (or dudette) who can tell me what's missing..."

    Several vertebrae?

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  3. Nope, they're there, just connected by a slinky.

    try again

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  4. I'll quote the Big Bopper and say "Oh Baby. You know what I like."

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  5. Damn, Grand beat me to it. Except I was going to be crass and just say "no tits".
    Do I still get my ham and bacon sammich for sucking up a couple of weeks ago?
    And Grand, speaking of the day the music died, it was Feb. 3, 1959. 54 years next Monday. RIP
    Terry
    Fla.

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  6. I vaguely remember the ham and bacon sammich, Terry. Were you in the Naughty Corner with wirecutter yesterday?

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  7. Out of town guests over the weekend. Cramped my Internet style.
    Terry
    Fla.

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  8. My back hurts just looking at that ! And yeah, not a tit amongst them!

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.