That little snack represents 734 calories, almost half of my daily caloric intake. One hour of hard-core aerobic workout. Sweat and pain and the feeling your lungs are on fire. Considering I haven't had a Coke or anything remotely chocolate in almost 3 weeks, AND considering I'm being crushed by PMS, depression, loneliness and a desire to shoot something, I figure the tradeoff of ONE hour of elliptical and Zumba is more than worth avoiding 20 to Life. Bon apetite.
Damn, woman! Better put a rope by the toilet to save your ass when you waste away to nothing!
ReplyDeleteEvery time my wife and her mom get their hair done (usually a Friday) I hit McD's for the following: 20 nuggets to get me home, 3 doubles and to be healthy 2 chicken sandwiches (lettuce is healthy). Feed animals, head back inside and chow down along with my celebratory 2 beers!
Life is great!!!
I do have 4 stents though...
Drink half the pop, eat half the chocolate donuts. Throw the rest of the donuts in the pop, go to the range, shoot the pop.
ReplyDeleteHeh, I like the way you think, Steve.
ReplyDeleteThat stuff'll kill ya! Don't do it!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry, timbo. Too late. Sometimes you have to feed the demons.
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