Friday, February 22, 2013

Heh, heh, heh... Enter Miss Lisa



The better half of wirecutter has her own blog. This is going to be good...

http://barbedwirebracelets.blogspot.com/

You go girl!
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59 comments:

  1. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    I wonder if they will have to fight over the computer?

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  2. DennisFebruary 22, 2013 at 1:10 PM

    It will be raining men all over the interwebs.
    Dennis

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    I tried to comment but no anon. I don't use that other crap but always sign my posts. She will just have to read my comments here.
    Re her cathead biscuits, no lard? I thought lard was mandatory or is that only in the South?
    Terry
    Fla.

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  4. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 1:41 PM

    Terry, please don't tell me you like GRITS. When I was stationed in the south they served that crap breakfast lunch and dinner. If I never see another grit, it will be too soon.

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  5. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    We are a grit-free house. I've never made grits, never eaten grits. Don't like grits. I mean, seriously, how good can something called "grits" be?

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  6. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Its like eating DIRT.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 1:59 PM

    I don't like grits, I LOVE grits. And you don't put nothing on them but butter. Stoned ground is best. (no, cj, not stone ground butter)

    Oh, and the other meaning. Girls Raised In The South.

    Favorite Florida Keys breakfast, grits and grunts. Grunts are a porgy like saltwater panfish.

    Terry the Redneck
    Fla.

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  8. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    Another thing I hate is gumbo. I once dated this broad from Loiusiana, she told me she wanted to make me shrimp gumbo. I told her I don't eat shrimp and I don;t know what the hell gumbo is. She didnt listen to me, she made it, I wouldnt eat, she got butt hurt, we broke up. Moral? Don't eat southern food.

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  9. Robert FowlerFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    Grits with a little salt and a shitload of butter. Damn good eating. And if you have never had them, how do you know you don't like them. Get thee to a waffle house and get some grits. If you like hominy you will like grits.

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  10. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    I will Robert if you eat a big bowl of Menudo.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    I agree with Terry, grits are yummy! I like them with eggs, over easy, with a biscuit.
    I use lard in my biscuits. Lard I render from the hogs we feed out. I also make one helluva pie crust with lard.
    I'll tell you what taste like dirt, that would be lentils. Ugh. The only way you can eat those things is with about 40 lbs of smoked sausage cut up in them......
    Miss Violet

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    Crankyjohn are you telling me you will eat Menudo but not grits?
    Miss Violet

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  13. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Mmmmmmmm lard...............

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    Yeppers, lard, aka, bacon juice. ;)
    Miss Violet

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  15. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:25 PM

    Miss Violet, I was weened on Menudo, beans and tortillas.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:45 PM

    I knew I loved Miss Violet, I just didn't know why until now.
    And crackling cornbread.
    Gumbo, Mmmmmmm. We are having shrimp creole for supper tonight. Cuban receipe.

    Terry
    Fla.

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  17. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    How did I lose control of this thread?

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  18. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:53 PM

    I started in about GRITS!!!!
    You can thank me.

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  19. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:57 PM

    Thank you, cranky, you fargin' bastich...

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 2:59 PM

    CJ, I'm right there with ya darlin' when it comes to beans and tortillas as I was raised on those along with cornbread, but I just can't like Menudo, no dis-respect intended.
    Miss Violet
    PS @ Terry, cracklin' cornbread! Yes!
    Miss V

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  21. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:02 PM

    I likes me some cornbread. Jalapeno cornbread is the best.

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:10 PM

    "Thank you, cranky, you fargin' bastich..."

    Which makes me think of haggis, and I don't care how much Scots blood is running in my veins, I hope I never have to eat that either, as I think it would be right on par with Menudo.... ;)
    Miss V

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:14 PM

    Isn't it funny HWA, you just NEVER know which thread will set people to visiting. ;)
    Miss V

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  24. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    Or what topic will get them visiting. Reminds me of family reunions where someone will say something so off topic, but that's where everybody jumps in.

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  25. wirecutterFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    Okay, I love menudo, grits, frog legs, brains, tongue and I've eaten goat eyeballs once. Beat THAT, y'all.

    However I never have and never will eat tofu or bean sprouts.

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  26. wirecutterFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    Angel, you have lost control of your readers. Shame on you.

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  27. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    Balls, wirecutter, young juicy bull balls, battered and deep fried and served with cream gravy. I eat them whenever I can, and what were you saying about not controlling my readers? Perhaps I allow them to frolic carefree. ;-)

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  28. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    Wirecutter, just never , ever eat crow.

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  29. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    Spam. Fried Spam and eggs...or fried bologna....

    WC why in hell would you eat a goats eyeball? Were you that drunk/high that you thought you were at some high end cocktail soiree and thought, man, those look yummy?

    So, HWA, are bulls balls bo-ing! chewy like gizzards?

    Miss V

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  30. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 4:03 PM

    Naw, MissV, you cut 'em young, and they're just as tender and tasty as a ribeye.

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 4:11 PM

    Hmmm. I've lived in the West my entire life. Lived around cowboys and sheephearders, been to sortin's and brandin's, & roundups, but I've never had a yearning to eat bulls balls or rocky mountain oysters, so I'll just let you have my share....but ribeye is my favorite steak, ;)
    Miss V

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  32. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    You know this is all Miss Lisa's fault for leaving the lard out of the biscuits.
    Terry
    Fla.

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  33. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Figures. Woman's never even commented here.

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  34. taminator013February 22, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    Just wanted to wish Mrs Wirecutter the best of luck with her blog. I was going to leave out the "T" and call her Mrs Wirecuter after I saw her picture since she is a huge step up after looking at Ken's picture, but I won't say it since he scares the @#$% out of me.......

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  35. wirecutterFebruary 22, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    HEY! I'm a nice guy, really I am, taminator.

    Miss V - Of course I was drunk. Who in the hell would eat goat eyeballs sober?

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  36. rpm2dayFebruary 22, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    Hey Angel, you let them frolic carefree, yes. Reminds me of the story about the young bull and the old bull watching the herd from the top of the hill.
    Have you heard it?

    And to add, grits from Waffle House are great!

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  37. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    Love WCs and your place HWA. Looking forward to reading Miss Lisa's.

    Grits, frog leggs, spam, fried bologna and bull balls all rock and are tasty tasty food. Not so sure about eyeballs.

    Riley

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  38. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 5:57 PM

    Hey, rpm, slip the surly bonds of wirecutter's to come frolic? And yes, I've heard the joke. Feel free to walk on down whenver you're feeling bullish. ;-)

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  39. rpm2dayFebruary 22, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Snort, paw, snort...

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  40. James ButlerFebruary 22, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    Also have had Grits, froglegs, spam, bull balls, brain, tongue, heart and liver, calamari and snake meat...
    As Wirecutter can tell you, in certain part of the asia, the third world and the West indies, you're lucky if they don't cook human being and eat them...
    Thanks God not traveling to those places anymore...

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  41. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 6:32 PM

    rpm, moo?

    wb, of all of that mess the one that creeps me out the most is calimari. Ewww.

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  42. rpm2dayFebruary 22, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    Watch that dust coming off the top of the hill...

    I need to add to the gourmet night.
    Bullfrog legs, cow brains, tongue, oxentail, mystery meat tacos in TJ, dandelion greens, grasshoppers, jackrabbit.
    Spam, my high school staple.

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  43. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:02 PM

    Okay, head down, bracing for impact.

    Escargot, rattlesnack (does NOT taste like chicken), eel.

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  44. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    "Miss V - Of course I was drunk. Who in the hell would eat goat eyeballs sober?"

    Uh, well, there's this guy, called Wirecutter.... ;)

    Miss V

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  45. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    Oh sure, everybody's comfortable poking wirecutter on MY blog, getting him all riled up...

    MissV, I'll have your back only so far. You keep poking the WC, you're on your own.

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  46. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Bwahahaha. Hey, I hardly ever get a day to play on the computer anymore, let me have some fun. ;) Besides, what's he going to do to me? Ban me? I'll just throw bacon at him, or homemade pizza and I'll be off scot free. ;)
    Miss V

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  47. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    ...besides, you're a good teacher...
    ;)
    Miss V

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  48. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    Um, he can't ban you, this is MY BLOG. :-D

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  49. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    Exactly! ;D
    Miss V

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  50. rpm2dayFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    I've only eaten one thing live...

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  51. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:01 PM

    Goldfish?

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  52. rpm2dayFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    Sure...
    Say, what's the last sound a pube makes...nevermind.

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  53. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    No, you have to finish now. What's the last sound a pube makes?

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  54. rpm2dayFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    Pbththt!

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  55. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    ~double facepalm with a heavy sigh~ I asked for it, that's the sad part. :-D

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  56. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    Anyone ever try dog bisquits?

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  57. hiswiserangelFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    My brother made me eat Alpo when I was a toddler. Does that count?

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  58. crankyjohnFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:40 PM

    Nope. But they actually taste better than grits.

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  59. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2013 at 2:59 AM

    God help us all

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.