Wednesday, February 6, 2013

It's a Shoe Porn Kind of Day

 
The Good
 

 
The Bad
 
 
And the Ugly

 
 
I have a pair of these, very comfortable.

15 comments:

  1. I love the heel gun, cj, it's the hoof that's a little disturbing. Plus, I think the bitches that lived in the apartment above me in college used to tap dance in these at 3 am.

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  2. Let me know when I need to call my farrier for your last pair, we can get a group rate.

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  3. Don't all women have hooves? Horseshoe porn?

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  4. Alright, guys, very funny. Kick a woman when she's down....

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  5. Did I ever tell you I used to work as a Farrier? Yep. Before, during, and for a while after college.

    Mrs. Paladin doesn't like me to be around when she's shoe shopping because we have the same conversation over and over...

    Me: "Get these."

    Her: "How am I supposed to walk around in those?"

    Me: "You won't have to."

    Her: "Perv."

    Me: "Yeah. So, you getting them?"

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  6. Dear Mrs. Paladin,

    WTF is wrong with you?! NEVER turn down a pair of shoes.... or anything else you're man is offering you.

    Sincerely,

    Angel

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  7. Women don't have hooves, friend. They just have very sharp tongues which are much more deadly.

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  8. Bon parry.
    I now feel bad.
    But... never mind.

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  9. Okay, so Keads is a closet Bad Boy, good to know.

    And rpm, I'm just hypersensitive today. Give me a hug, ruffle my hair, and we'll "kiss and make up". 'kay?

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  10. IF the uglies had another heel, they could be passed off as Moochelle's foot gear.

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  11. Done, and in that order. The last part may take a while...:)

    OK, out.

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  12. Do some boot porn, you know we would all love boot porn........;-}

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.