"being as such, slight variations in actual product may occur" was the "RIM" shot for me, TFF! If I were to buy those for her for a Valentines gift, I would not even expect a hug for a least a year, maybe two. Actually, hearing, "I think I need a new BF" would not surprise me.
I was thinking, just how much did she swallow that its coming out her ears? reminds me of the joke, whats the diffrence between mayo and semen? Mayo doen't hit the back of your throat at 50mph.
Elmo is my trademark so to speak. Its how you can identify me on any blog or forum. I read a ton of Louis LaAmour when I was a kid. I figured out I was like The Sackets and the only woma nwho would ever marry me would have to be blind or crazy. Well, its a long story, but my first wife was loonytoons, that didn't work out so well. Second wife had been shot in hte head when she was a child, legally blind. Lasted eight years. Current wife is from Honduras. She is one of them folk who came up here to do the jobs our own people won't. And all this time you thought it was to pick watermellons.
Pearl necklaces are a better gift.
ReplyDeleteI have to say those are the oddest earrings I've ever come across.
ReplyDeleteMasterful play on words, there, Grand.
ReplyDeletesee there is porn for everything even ear fetishes
ReplyDeleteI will never look at a sweet bun the same ever again
ReplyDeleteI will never eat that type of sweet bun again
ReplyDeleteWas that a poor attempt at the 'money shot'?
ReplyDelete"being as such, slight variations in actual product may occur" was the "RIM" shot for me, TFF! If I were to buy those for her for a Valentines gift, I would not even expect a hug for a least a year, maybe two. Actually, hearing, "I think I need a new BF" would not surprise me.
ReplyDeleteJeeze, I missed...sorry! Don't turn your head next time!
ReplyDelete(In other news, I'm going to hell...)
It's okay, Wraith, we'll leave the light on for you.
ReplyDeleteThose are gross. And Grand is very clever.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking, just how much did she swallow that its coming out her ears?
ReplyDeletereminds me of the joke, whats the diffrence between mayo and semen? Mayo doen't hit the back of your throat at 50mph.
Awww, Jeremy, should I save you room next to Wraith?
ReplyDeleteWell, don't leave the light on. There is a reason I use a picture of Elmo and a hand cannon rather then my mugly ugh.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Jeremy, chicken. I'm no beauty queen, but I'm not ashamed to put my mug out there. Anything's better than Elmo.
ReplyDeleteElmo is my trademark so to speak. Its how you can identify me on any blog or forum.
ReplyDeleteI read a ton of Louis LaAmour when I was a kid. I figured out I was like The Sackets and the only woma nwho would ever marry me would have to be blind or crazy.
Well, its a long story, but my first wife was loonytoons, that didn't work out so well. Second wife had been shot in hte head when she was a child, legally blind. Lasted eight years.
Current wife is from Honduras. She is one of them folk who came up here to do the jobs our own people won't. And all this time you thought it was to pick watermellons.