As a Browncoat the only thing that ruins her for me is the vaguely uneasy feeling that I'm gonna wind up: robbed, stripped, and being blamed for what happened.
In the interest of equality and the spirit of nondescrimination I am happy to report that I can lust after both Ms Upton and Ms Hendricks simultaneously and with equal fervor.
Of course I make passes at girls who wear glasses. (unless the wife is close by) Poor vision works in my favor, the ones with 20/20 usually make a brisk exit. Natural red hair is also a lovely feature. Not much into big boobs, I prefer women with small breasts. I once worked with a gal who made a lot of sexual inuendos. One day some one, not me took a wire cutters out of her back pocket. She accused ME of playing with her ass. Jokingly of course. A few minutes later she grabbed a pencil out of my shirt pocket, and I accused her of playing with my boobs. She asked why in the hell she would want to play with my boobs? I replied, because they are bigger then yours. She had a very nice B- rack.
I think the glasses are always a nice touch; the librarian look is sexy. As far as boobage goes, I'm a fan of all sizes. Real, fake, big, small, I love them all, but this girl needs some damn sun!
Yes.. yes... All those %2 hot redhairs with attitude need to know is that they are a rare commodity and treasured more if they have big boobs... I'm sure that simply humbles and lower their expectation of life, love, men, passion and humility... Now it makes me wonder what percent of these %2 rare redheads are happy, content people... I'm sure as humans all we need to be told is that we are a Jewels of the Nile...
I know, I know... I'm an arsehole... sorry ladies...
As a young lad, I always lusted after red haired lasses, actually I still do. The wife has auburn hair and the complexion of a red head - pale, freckles, et al. Our second daughter, on the other hand, has screaming orange hair. Apparently the Lord has seen fit to punish me for my wicked ways....
As for the darlin' in the picture: very pretty, and by the looks of things proportioned very well! I'm not partial to those glasses, on the other hand - she wouldn't need 'em for what most of us have in mind!
You discovered my weakness, nothing hotter than a broad with glasses, big bosoms don't hurt either.
ReplyDeletedon't forget red hair...
ReplyDeleteAs a Browncoat the only thing that ruins her for me is the vaguely uneasy feeling that I'm gonna wind up: robbed, stripped, and being blamed for what happened.
ReplyDeleteOdysseus, thanks to Grand and his insistance that I watch Firefly, I actually got that reference. :-)
ReplyDeleteIn the interest of equality and the spirit of nondescrimination I am happy to report that I can lust after both Ms Upton and Ms Hendricks simultaneously and with equal fervor.
ReplyDeleteOf course I make passes at girls who wear glasses. (unless the wife is close by)
ReplyDeletePoor vision works in my favor, the ones with 20/20 usually make a brisk exit.
Natural red hair is also a lovely feature.
Not much into big boobs, I prefer women with small breasts.
I once worked with a gal who made a lot of sexual inuendos. One day some one, not me took a wire cutters out of her back pocket. She accused ME of playing with her ass. Jokingly of course. A few minutes later she grabbed a pencil out of my shirt pocket, and I accused her of playing with my boobs.
She asked why in the hell she would want to play with my boobs?
I replied, because they are bigger then yours.
She had a very nice B- rack.
I think the glasses are always a nice touch; the librarian look is sexy. As far as boobage goes, I'm a fan of all sizes. Real, fake, big, small, I love them all, but this girl needs some damn sun!
ReplyDeleteCharlieDelta, real redheads don't tan. We burn, blister, peel and freckle. There are parts of me so white they glow in the dark.
ReplyDeleteAngel, my middle brother was a redhead, now a zit, he tanned up quite well. My grandmother also. Some do, most don't.
ReplyDeleteYes.. yes...
ReplyDeleteAll those %2 hot redhairs with attitude need to know is that they are a rare commodity and treasured more if they have big boobs...
I'm sure that simply humbles and lower their expectation of life, love, men, passion and humility...
Now it makes me wonder what percent of these %2 rare redheads are happy, content people... I'm sure as humans all we need to be told is that we are a Jewels of the Nile...
I know, I know... I'm an arsehole...
sorry ladies...
Glasses, what glasses?
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As a young lad, I always lusted after red haired lasses, actually I still do. The wife has auburn hair and the complexion of a red head - pale, freckles, et al. Our second daughter, on the other hand, has screaming orange hair. Apparently the Lord has seen fit to punish me for my wicked ways....
ReplyDeleteAs for the darlin' in the picture: very pretty, and by the looks of things proportioned very well! I'm not partial to those glasses, on the other hand - she wouldn't need 'em for what most of us have in mind!
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