Sunday, February 17, 2013

Wirecutter's Walmart Game

 
Example: Can of Redi-Whip, silk scarf, weed whacker.
 

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17 comments:

  1. stevierayvFebruary 17, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    3 cases of buds on sunday before noon

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  2. hiswiserangelFebruary 17, 2013 at 10:54 AM

    Stevierayv, somehow I don't think that's going to freak out the cashier. ;-)

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    KY, large zucuni and Tabasco sauce.
    Riley

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  4. Ben CFebruary 17, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    I have a couple friends who were picking up some last minute camping stuff in MI. He went off one way and she the other going to meet at the register. Neither one really thought much about it until they laid the stuff on the belt for checkout.

    His:
    handle of cheap vodka
    Trojans

    Hers:
    clothesline
    bag of ice

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2013 at 11:07 AM

    Dang...just saw the no lube stipulation...ammend to large zucuni, Tabasco sauce and rope. Poor fella is gonna haft to take it dry.
    Riley

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  6. hiswiserangelFebruary 17, 2013 at 11:08 AM

    Well, Riley, the tabasco is somewhat slippery, and the rope is going to be needed to hold him down.

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  7. MissKFebruary 17, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    How bout some new steel toe shit kickers, extra hefty garbage bags, and a long handle shovel.... and don't forger the "scowl" ;-)

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  8. JeremyRFebruary 17, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Oh, too easy. We have some mooslime checkers here, so its bacon, a big ham, and pork chops.
    For added insult, buy a Bible verse calender, then tell em its for them as a gift.

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  9. timboFebruary 17, 2013 at 4:26 PM

    A spinoff of MissK's - a few boxes of lye, a shovel, and duct tape!

    or - an enema bag, 3 cans of premade gravy, and a cork!

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  10. crankyjohnFebruary 17, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    I once bought womens thong underwear, a bra and a bowling ball and got a weird look.

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  11. Learning to GolfFebruary 17, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    Coleman fluid, package of socks, and a 12 pack of Bud.

    As you walk off holler at your buddy, "Hey, Bubba, grab a lighter will ya?"

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  12. hiswiserangelFebruary 17, 2013 at 5:24 PM

    Couple of years ago, I was moving a little pine tree, so I went through the line with a shovel, tarp and a rope. True story.

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  13. OdysseusFebruary 17, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    Bullets, chocolate, and a pregnancy test.(My wife and I actually did this, the cashier turned a bit pale.)

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  14. BoilerdocFebruary 18, 2013 at 11:21 PM

    A bag of marbles, a large jar of mayo and a hammer....don't ask!

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2013 at 3:49 PM

    Aluminum baseball bat.

    Duct tape.

    Lawn chair.



    Kel

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  16. hiswiserangelFebruary 21, 2013 at 3:54 PM

    Kel, for some reason that reminded me of Reservoir Dogs.

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  17. m4July 31, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    Would a .22 rifle, 9mm ammo, and a hammer do the trick? That's assuming you can get those in Walmart; you sure as hell can't get them in ASDA!

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