Angel, cut the guy some slack! Looking at the pictures he posted he's damn lucky he doesn't get lost in all that vegetation considering the risk of going sun blind! Hell, he goes down and he could dehydrate in no time flat! Worse yet he might get one of those freak floods and drown!!! Shit. All you got is a little snow - most of your driveway is clear even! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
Oooooohhh!!!!!! SNOWBALL AMMO!!!! Officially envious here, we see real snow once every 15 years or so unless we drive into the Snowdonia range in winter. Home is at sea level+50ft on an island sticking out into the Irish Sea, catching the Gulf Stream all winter long. Serious snow only reaches us if the winds turn North Easterly for 2-3 weeks - a very rare event. Ignore the reports about Britain being buried in snowdrifts - by & large that's socialist press hysteria who think that an inability to prepare & cope is the same as a major natural disaster....
Angel, may I suggest a very very hot bath, followed by a roll in the snow (bikini optional... :-) ) .. . . SLAP... ouch. I should learn to be careful what I'm typing while my dear wife is sitting beside me....
HUMOR, ANGEL, HUMOR!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAngel, cut the guy some slack! Looking at the pictures he posted he's damn lucky he doesn't get lost in all that vegetation considering the risk of going sun blind! Hell, he goes down and he could dehydrate in no time flat! Worse yet he might get one of those freak floods and drown!!!
ReplyDeleteShit. All you got is a little snow - most of your driveway is clear even!
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
How much is he paying you, Wisco?
ReplyDeleteGo to the naughty corner with wc and cranky.
Thanks, Bro. I knew you'd come through.
ReplyDeletegrrrrr....
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteOooooohhh!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSNOWBALL AMMO!!!!
Officially envious here, we see real snow once every 15 years or so unless we drive into the Snowdonia range in winter.
Home is at sea level+50ft on an island sticking out into the Irish Sea, catching the Gulf Stream all winter long.
Serious snow only reaches us if the winds turn North Easterly for 2-3 weeks - a very rare event.
Ignore the reports about Britain being buried in snowdrifts - by & large that's socialist press hysteria who think that an inability to prepare & cope is the same as a major natural disaster....
Angel, may I suggest a very very hot bath, followed by a roll in the snow (bikini optional... :-) ) ..
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SLAP...
ouch.
I should learn to be careful what I'm typing while my dear wife is sitting beside me....
ROFLOL...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHA... You call that a snow storm and cold?