Tuesday, March 12, 2013

His parents LOVED him

 
and other random musings from
an addlepatted brain...
 



 
Be honest with Angel,
how many of y'all want to be 3-toed sloths now?
 

12 comments:

  1. I have 3 toes on one foot, does that count?

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  2. As for that second one, there actually is a medication that causes that very reaction in I think about 20% of users. Be damned if I can remember the name of it, but I'd love to be on it and part of that 20%

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  3. Oh please, breathing causes orgasms in men. :-P

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  4. As long as i'm not a sloth when you say bacons ready

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  5. Angel, it happens if the wind blows!

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  6. I knew it! Oxygen causes male orgasms!

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  7. Meh. I have not been excited since oh, 1978 or so.

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  8. Angel, every young man is up at the crack of dawn.
    We have all felt merry at one time or another.
    They say the average man thing about sex every six seconds, which means that six out of every seven seconds is WASTED.
    As for boobies, some like em big, some like em small, I like em all.
    Honestly though, I'm more of a leg and hips guy.

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  9. Keads, that sounds like a challenge. ;-) Or a bald-faced lie.

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  10. "I knew it! Oxygen causes male orgasms!"

    Easy test. Disallow a man oxygen and he will not have an orgasm. Therefore your assertion must be correct.

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  11. There's a couple of dudes on whom I'd like to try that.

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  12. WARNING: MAY CAUSE MULTIPLE ORGASMS

    I am totally thinking a T-shirt would sell like hotcakes.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.