Sunday, March 24, 2013

I think I took this the wrong way

According to the anonymous commenters and emailers, I'm already destined to spend eternity roasting in Hell, so I think I'll go ahead and post this. Let's see how many other twisted people read this wrong.

Anyone know where I can pick up some SPF Brimstone?

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12 comments:

  1. stevierayvMarch 24, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    I see what you did there

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  2. idahobobMarch 24, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    What's wrong with that? The question is asking how often do you go to church.

    It's all in the spelling and how the self righteous pharisees interpret it.

    You rock, girl!

    Bob
    III

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  3. wirecutterMarch 24, 2013 at 10:25 AM

    They spelled 'cums' wrong.

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  4. Angel eyesMarch 24, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    More than once a year, Jesus Chr...oops.

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  5. hiswiserangelMarch 24, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    I didn't know if I was supposed to count solos...which are pretty much all I've got.

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  6. Angel eyesMarch 24, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    Gotta stay in practice, Angel.

    And here we go...

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  7. hiswiserangelMarch 24, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    Practice for what, rpm?

    Do you think the guy who invented vibrators heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come"?

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  8. AnonymousMarch 24, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    This thread certainly has taken a turn. Where it turned I am not so sure.
    Just so you know, that church is in North Florida. Hold the map upside down... ;-)

    Terry
    Fla.

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  9. Angel eyesMarch 24, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    To paraphrase our resident master, "you spelled cum wrong"

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  10. Heroditus HuxleyMarch 24, 2013 at 4:35 PM

    Who's Easter, and where does she live? She needs a Sybian. I'll chip in to help her buy one...

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  11. hiswiserangelMarch 24, 2013 at 5:16 PM

    ~spew~ Coke through the nose, Heroditus, that was absolutely classic. And I'd be willing to chip in on that too.

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  12. JeremyRMarch 25, 2013 at 6:12 AM

    If you took that wrong, you aren't coming often enough.
    Get some help if you really need a hand.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.