You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, Praises the knife, and charges at you
You are carrying a Colt .45 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few a days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click..... (sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Hydra-Shoks, or Winchester Silver Tips?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Oldie, but a goodie
Democrat, Republican, and Texan responses to a mugger...
Never gets old. :)
ReplyDeleteThats not really how it works.
ReplyDeleteThe democrat response is either, Oh, Hi brother John, did your EBT card run out already? or else they shit themselves inside out, and the steaming pile is so repulsive that the would be mugger just leaves the wallet.
Seriously, a democrat getting robbed? A thief getting robbed? Thats akin to a mafioso getting robbed. Does. Not. happen.
Great laugh though. Cheers.
"Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
ReplyDeleteHmmm, must be related to my wife. Every time I mention going hunting, I'm reminded that there will be no heads in our living room. I need a bigger man cave.