Wednesday, March 13, 2013

~sigh~ Anybody seen wirecutter?

 
I'd really suspect wc,
but he wouldn't misspell "Dianne".
He's meticulous about these things.

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15 comments:

  1. timboMarch 13, 2013 at 4:36 PM

    Unless... Crafty that he is, he misspelled it on purpose to throw the "man" off his trail!

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  2. hiswiserangelMarch 13, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    You may be on to something there, timbo. :-)

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  3. WiscoDaveMarch 13, 2013 at 4:39 PM

    I tawt I saw a wirecutter...

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  4. Angel eyesMarch 13, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    Never heard of him, don't know what you're talking about, this conversation is over until I call my attorney. Ahem.

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  5. JeremyRMarch 13, 2013 at 5:45 PM

    Give him more credit. Ther is no way he would ever fuck Dianne Frankenstein. At least not sober.

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  6. James ButlerMarch 13, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    I'm sure even drunk he wouldn't...

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  7. AnonymousMarch 13, 2013 at 6:32 PM

    Are you sure? This is the guy who ate a goat's eyeball when he was drunk...
    Miss V

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  8. hiswiserangelMarch 13, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    Okay, I'd eat a goat's eyeball sober before I'd touch Dianne Feinstein drunk. I can assure you, wirecutter is at the very LEAST that discriminating in his choice of amores.

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  9. wirecutterMarch 13, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    I was running out of paint, had to shorten it up.
    And I was telling YOU to fuck the scabby, disease infested, lice ridden whore. I'd rather 'amuse' myself.
    (I had to say 'amuse' rather than jack off because I'm a gentleman)

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  10. hiswiserangelMarch 13, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    And so, wirecutter speaketh, so be it, one and all.

    And yet you said jack off anyway. Now we all have that little vision dancing in our heads...

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  11. Angel eyesMarch 13, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    You said "little", not nice.

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  12. hiswiserangelMarch 13, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    Sorry, that ginormous, fearsome, magnificently manly vision...

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  13. JeremyRMarch 13, 2013 at 9:31 PM

    So this redneck comes home with a couple hundred bucks. His wife is immediately suspicious and demands to know how he got it.
    Well, he asys, I won it at the bar.
    How did you win it?
    It was a contest to see who had the biggest dick.
    You laid your dick out on the bar for every one to see?
    Oh no, just enough of it to win.

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  14. GrandMarch 14, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    "Now we all have that little vision dancing in our heads..."

    You called him a fairy. That's twice, now.

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  15. angrymikeMarch 14, 2013 at 10:44 AM

    Really, I don't think anyone, in there right mind, drunk or sober, would fuck that ugly, self absorbed bitch............;)

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.