Saturday, April 6, 2013

Resuming Workouts in 3...2....1.....

It has been pointed out to me that I have been slacking in my workouts. I could claim ill health (food poisoning will knock the fight out of a girl) and injury; but the bottom line is I got lazy. That's wrong and it's not going to make me stronger.

Every evening from 6 to 7 pm CST I will be working out. If you see my lazy ass online during that time, kick it and tell me to get to work. Since I haven't done shit in about a week, tonight's gonna hurt. A lot. And in anticipation of my untimely demise at the hands of Jillian Michaels, I pre-set a Babes and Guns treat for you, to be posted at 7 pm.  If I survive, comments will be posted.

On tonight's workout agenda, 30 minutes treadmill, 20 minutes Jillian Michaels' kickboxing extravaganza. No workout bra pics until I lose 10 pounds. Y'all keep me honest now, 'kay?



 
Update:
Workout successful. Calories burned 650. Asses kicked 1.
Between the fall on the ice and the new workouts, I really need a hot tub.
Or, I've been advised, a large bald-headed man named Borus to give me an all-body oil massage.
I'll be taking applications.
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15 comments:

  1. Angel eyesApril 6, 2013 at 3:27 PM

    My fitness goal is to only drink as much as I told my doctor that I do...

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  2. UnknownApril 6, 2013 at 3:32 PM

    Get on it, woman.

    I lost 14 pounds over the winter, mostly from not exercising enough. I'll gain it back once I start exercising again.

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  3. WraithApril 6, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    OH, PLEASE, ANGEL, DON'T MAKE ANY EFFORT TO GET TO THE TOP OF THAT OBSTACLE! I BET IF THERE WAS A HOT DUDE UP THERE, YOU COULD GET TO HIM!!

    /Hartmann ;)

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  4. AnonymousApril 6, 2013 at 5:42 PM

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  5. AnonymousApril 6, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    Here's some USMC motivation for you Angel...

    http://www.hark.com/clips/dkmxvdysnj-sir-a-jelly-doughnut-sir

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  6. hiswiserangelApril 6, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    Light, one of my fav scenes from one of my fav movies. Used to have a refrigerator magnet that played that when you pushed the button. A recordable one from Hallmark that my uncle gave me for Christmas.

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  7. BorusApril 6, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    Natasha darling, I would like to apply, oops I mean Angel
    I be large bald Russian man with very large hands

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  8. hiswiserangelApril 6, 2013 at 6:53 PM

    Ah, Borus, talk to me in that Russian accent as you rub the hot oil into my tight muscles with your big, strong hands...

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  9. Angel eyesApril 7, 2013 at 3:23 PM

    If you two keep that up Moose and Squirrel might escape!

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  10. hiswiserangelApril 7, 2013 at 3:27 PM

    rpm, MissK has probably already killed Bullwinkle (Oh my God! They killed Bullwinkle! You Bastards!) And Kenny just gutted Rocky over at his place. Borus and I have a clear field.

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  11. Angel eyesApril 7, 2013 at 3:43 PM

    Watch out for...Fearless Leader! Bwahahaha!

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  12. hiswiserangelApril 7, 2013 at 3:45 PM

    You're a nut. :-) I do hope I get to meet you one of these days. I owe you a drink for each time you made me smile.

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  13. Angel eyesApril 7, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    Thank you.

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  14. hiswiserangelApril 7, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    Of course, that means you're going to be drunk as a skunk and vulnerable to my advances.... ~leer~

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  15. Angel eyesApril 7, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    Well. I feel that I owe you a couple drinks. For the smiles...and

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.