Oh so close. I know I couldn't have kept a straight face while holding an umbrella over the Twatwaffle-in-Chief. And I'm pretty sure, being that close I would have done something suicidal.
You have that bravado in spades. You just don't employ it. When I took sho-shu I once told the shifu that I couldn't perform a certain move. He replied "yes you can, you just don't know it yet". So...yes you can.
"Respect the Office, if not the man" my ass! I don't know how any self-respecting Secret Service officer could stay on Il Douche's protection detail. I certainly would not take a bullet for that asshole! Reagan? Yes!!! The Bush's? Meh. Clinton or Obama? No fucking way. Hell, I'd help an assassin reload, in their case.
@Cheesy: knowing the S.S., there'd be a dozen of them standing around scanning the crowd and "not noticing" what's happening at the podium (they're not paid to stare at him, ya know). The fact that they kept handing the Marine a varied assortment of tire irons, hammers, cricket bats, and rubber hoses is entirely coincidental. The Marine would be put in for a Silver Star, minimum.
Hate.
ReplyDeleteHate? The post, the video, the twatwaffle, the Marine?
ReplyDeleteGlade iam not the only one to think that
ReplyDeleteThe twatwaffle. Every time I hear it speak or see an image of it.
ReplyDeleteWhew! I thought it was me...
ReplyDeleteChams90, I am now on soooooo many lists for that comment.
You? Hardly. ;)
ReplyDeleteHonest to God, rpm, I don't know if you're a flirt or a tease. :-)
ReplyDeleteBoth. And a deliverer.
ReplyDeleteThat's a word, right?
It's my blog, if I say it's a word, it's a word. So, it's a word.
ReplyDeleteI've been known to be a big tipper. :-D
Your money is no good here. It's on the house.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I getting "dealer" vibes?
ReplyDelete"Hey first one's on the house, each one after that will cost ya a sammich..."
Because you'll get hooked...
ReplyDeleteDamn, you're cocky. I need to get me some of that bravado. ;-)
ReplyDeleteJust honest. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou have that bravado in spades. You just don't employ it.
When I took sho-shu I once told the shifu that I couldn't perform a certain move. He replied "yes you can, you just don't know it yet".
So...yes you can.
Out for the duration.
Goodnight, rpm, sweet dreams.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me.Spring is in the air.
ReplyDeleteWhy's that, Paul? Spring showers bring twatwaffles in DC?
ReplyDeleteYes.Baby twatwaffles.It takes 90 days to be full blown twatwaffle.Its the growing season for twatwaffles.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing I thought when I saw that pic was "Could I beat him to death with that umbrella before the SS took me down?"
ReplyDelete"Respect the Office, if not the man" my ass! I don't know how any self-respecting Secret Service officer could stay on Il Douche's protection detail. I certainly would not take a bullet for that asshole! Reagan? Yes!!! The Bush's? Meh. Clinton or Obama? No fucking way. Hell, I'd help an assassin reload, in their case.
ReplyDelete@Cheesy: knowing the S.S., there'd be a dozen of them standing around scanning the crowd and "not noticing" what's happening at the podium (they're not paid to stare at him, ya know). The fact that they kept handing the Marine a varied assortment of tire irons, hammers, cricket bats, and rubber hoses is entirely coincidental. The Marine would be put in for a Silver Star, minimum.
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