Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
The only thing sexier than a man seducing to me in a Donald Duck voice is one who can do it credibly in a Foghorn Leghorn voice. I have serious issues....
"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency."
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Big fan.
Terry
Fla.
Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing sexier than a man seducing to me in a Donald Duck voice is one who can do it credibly in a Foghorn Leghorn voice.
ReplyDeleteI have serious issues....
I say, I say. Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
ReplyDelete"Kids comin' up these days, don't even know how to tie down their punkins..."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can see exactly what happens next.
Good thing there was no violence on TV when we were kids.