Happy Mother's Day!

To all the rockin' mommies who read this blog.

To all the women who bore and raised you

knuckledraggin' troglodytes who make me giggle daily.

And to all the moms everywhere who,

when putting away the last load of fresh laundry, 

find a sock behind the dresser

and decides justly not to murder the owner.

I salute you all.

 

 

trog·lo·dyte

noun \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\

Definition of TROGLODYTE

1 a member of any of various peoples (as in antiquity) who lived or were reputed to live chiefly in caves

2 a person characterized by reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes

— trog·lo·dyt·ic \ˌträ-glə-ˈdi-tik\adjective