Monday, May 13, 2013

Milfy Monday: Russian Edition

 
Yeah, Ivanka,
I think that's an epic fail on the "Pencil Test".

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19 comments:

  1. Heroditus HuxleyMay 13, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    I've nursed two kids and have H cup breasts...I fail the can of tuna test, now.

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  2. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 5:51 PM

    Heh, mine are perky when I bend over and start rolling them up to tuck in my bra. Nursing does do a job on the mammaries.

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  3. Angel eyesMay 13, 2013 at 5:53 PM


    My first girlfriend passed the pencil test. Mama Mia.

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  4. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 5:54 PM

    Not particularly feeling generous towards perky young things and men in general, rpm.

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  5. Angel eyesMay 13, 2013 at 6:00 PM

    Just keep'm natural. I'm older and an age appropriate letch now.
    And by the way, you were the one that brought up the subject. ;)

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  6. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    Yes, but not as a spot to praise perky young things, may they all fall to their kneecaps by their
    40s.
    Sorry rpm, my life sucking is not a reason to take it out on you. Letch on, dude.

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  7. Angel eyesMay 13, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    An Intardwebs (stolen from Zoomie) hug then. A long one for ya. I have all night.

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  8. Heroditus HuxleyMay 13, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Too bad you're so far away. I've got a bottle of bourbon that I could share...and a shoulder to lean on.

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  9. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Thanks, hugs back. :-)

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  10. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Heroditus, in my best Homer Simpson voice, "Mmmmm bourbon...."
    I've had my pity party, pulled on the big girl panties and have the future mapped out in true Fierce Redhead fashion. :-)

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  11. Angel eyesMay 13, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Hit it.

    You can

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  12. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 6:32 PM

    :-D

    106 miles to Chicago.

    Man, now I'm gonna have to stay up late and watch it.

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  13. wirecutterMay 13, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    H CUPS???!!!???

    Does the H stand for Huge or Holy Shit?

    H cups? Really?

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  14. Angel eyesMay 13, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Me and Hux will watch it with you, in spirit.

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  15. hiswiserangelMay 13, 2013 at 6:43 PM

    "Irv, clean up in aisle 7!"

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  16. Angel eyesMay 13, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    I see what you did there.

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  17. Heroditus HuxleyMay 13, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    Yes, Wirecutter, H cups. They're occasionally useful--I can carry a 1911 fully concealed on my waist with nothing more than a baggy shirt draped over them--but most of the time, they just get in the way and hurt my back. Remember: those are on a 4'11" frame.

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  18. Robert FowlerMay 14, 2013 at 7:40 AM

    rpm2day said...

    My first girlfriend passed the pencil test. Mama Mia.

    Yeah, mine did too. Of course with a cup size of A-, Oh well. Both of my wives have been C cuppers. Sometimes we learn holding a pencil is not really a skill.

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  19. Chief Nose WetterMay 14, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Russian Shish Ka Bobs marinating in Stoli internally.....tasty!

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.