My new favorite business owner

I would fly to New York just to buy pizza from Antonio Benito.
Out-fucking-standing.

"New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal.

Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents, they realized they needed more food than originally ordered.

"Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?" Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.
"I'm sorry sir," he replied, "we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit."

Read the whole story for Bloomie's classy response.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/02/bloomberg-refused-second-slice-of-pizza-at-local-restaurant/

PISSED the Party Pooper pointed out the site is satirical. BOOOOO. Oh, well, someone, somewhere has got to grow a pair and try this out. Maybe it the "satirical story" is spread far and wide, someone with cajones will read it and start planning....