Three different readers, who shall remain nameless, sent the same thing within minutes of each other. May you all have non-stop wet dreams about the First Mooch until your whoo-haws shrivel and fall off. :-D
I would have to get pink grips and a mask
to ride this around town.
And a pink gun to go with it..
ReplyDeleteYuk.
Terry
Fla
uh. no. Just no.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks, I'll walk!!! Pink tennis shoes don't look that bad (not that I have pink tennis shoes!)but all my foot wear is dirt brown with horse & dog shit for borders. Enjoy your ride, I will pass you on my horse when that thing runs out of fuel.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, somehow that doesn't look colorful enough for you. Maybe a high back rest in neon yellow? ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, ixnay on the ooterscay. Mkay?
ReplyDelete. Fuck, I cannot even make a joking woman comment regarding this...this abomination! It would insult women.
ReplyDeleteSo I give you this story. One day, I was driving my very masculine black Jeep, with manly aggressive pro comp tires with the top down. As I proceed through an intersection I see what I think to be a man on one of these. The color? Sea foam green metal flake. I know its Sea Foam cause I remember that odd color in my daughters crayon box. Any ways, I think to myself, "That her-man is looks like he may squat to pee?" As I got closer, I realized it was worse than that. This her-man had a matching helmet in all its sea foam glory. Right then and there, I though speed bump! But, I took the high road and let him frolick in the...well what ever her-man frolicks in and decided to go back to my office and tell everyone how I saw a her-man farting pixie dust and rainbows whilst riding this wonderful steed of pure femininity
Steel, that's just...disturbing. So what was Obama doing frolicking in your neck of the woods?
ReplyDeleteNow c'mon Angel, you are giving her-man a bad name by associating them with Zero. ;)
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