Thursday, May 23, 2013

Okay, that's a true drama queen

 
And yet, if I could eat myself,
perhaps I wouldn't be so stressed....

22 comments:

  1. Wait a minute.....didn't you state that you have never experienced foreplay?

    Bob
    III

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  2. Why the hell do you think I'm so stressed, Bob? Why do you think the ability to eat myself might, just might, come in handy? Hmmm?

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  3. I've of go fuck yourself, but this is just crazy talk!

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  4. Obviously you do need some help.

    And I do not mean any of the psycobabble kind.

    Are you asking for volunteers?

    Bob
    III

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  5. You want to try the first half of that again, rpm?

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  6. Oh, Bob, that's a can of worms I'm afraid to open.

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  7. Of course, I could take resumes and references....

    Shake it off, rpm, got a whole day to get through.

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  8. Remember to start with the toes...

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  9. toes are no problem, I can actually reach my own toes.

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  10. I meant to say,

    Remember to start with the toes, guys.

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  11. Could and should, but won't. Still got too much work to do before adding more balls to juggle. ;-)

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  12. do you turn bright pink when you eat yourself?

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  13. If you ever reach that goal, let me know...we could make a fortune selling that video! ;)

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  14. Maybe that's why my dog always has a happy face hmmm

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.