Saturday, May 18, 2013

RE: Friday Night Pussy Post

 
Since taking over the Good Morning Girls for wirecutter, my daily hits have doubled. Which he predicted, down to the mother-loving number. The dude is seriously scary sometimes. Anywhoo, I've noticed the posts that have gotten the most attention are the GMG posts, which is to be expected; but the hits on the Friday Night Pussy Post are staggering.
 
 
646?! Really, guys? Most everyone who knows me and my blog, knows my twisted sense of humor. I know y'all weren't suckered into that. For the new readers who came over on wirecutter's advice, I'd like to say I'm truly sorry for that. I'd like to, but I'm not. The majority of those hits probably came from some skeevy dudes googling "pussy" with a perverted gleam in their eyes. And to those guys I say, "BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!"
 
For my regs and wirecutter's readers, I offer the following as a piece offering. Mea culpa.
 
Correction: "peace offering". Freudian slip.


 





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19 comments:

  1. WiscoDaveMay 18, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    Isn't the "mea culpa" between the labia?
    Never was good at those Latin biological terms.

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  2. hiswiserangelMay 18, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    Dammit, Wisco, you made me snort tea on my own blog. :-D

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  3. Angel eyesMay 18, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    Watch it girl, one slip of the tongue can land you in deep...

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  4. hiswiserangelMay 18, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    threat or promise, rpm?

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  5. Angel eyesMay 18, 2013 at 1:01 PM

    The customer always comes first...

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  6. hiswiserangelMay 18, 2013 at 1:03 PM

    Good old-fashioned full-service with a smile? Beats the hell out of self-serve. :-D

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  7. Angel eyesMay 18, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    Writer's block.
    I'll be back...
    Queue ominous background soundtrack by Brad Fiedel.

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  8. IrishMay 18, 2013 at 1:26 PM

    I guess I have to add the pussy to every post title! :)

    ( See I learned me something new today)

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  9. giambyMay 18, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    I didn't know your site existed until wire mentioned it. That being said, it's great!

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  10. hiswiserangelMay 18, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    Thank you, giamby! Now I owe wirecutter a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies. Dammit.

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  11. giambyMay 18, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Check out this website while you're at it.

    http://www.dirtysignswithkristin.com/

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  12. hiswiserangelMay 18, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    I've posted a couple of her youtube vids, I think "twatwaffle" and "your cameltoe is distracting". I love that girl.

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  13. WiscoDaveMay 18, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    While you're baking...

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  14. giambyMay 18, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    "Thank you, giamby! Now I owe wirecutter a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies. Dammit."

    You could rabbit droppings in place of raisins. You think he'd notice?

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  15. hiswiserangelMay 18, 2013 at 3:10 PM

    what's your order, Wisco?

    giamby, he might be an Okie, but the man has a discerning palate.

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  16. wirecutterMay 18, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    I like my oatmeal raisin cookies with bacon bits too, thank you very much.

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  17. hiswiserangelMay 19, 2013 at 3:43 AM

    Well, duh.

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  18. WiscoDaveMay 19, 2013 at 3:49 AM

    What WC said!!!

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  19. hiswiserangelMay 19, 2013 at 3:54 AM

    Check, 100 bazillion dozen oatmeal raisin bacon cookies. ASAP

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.