Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Babe to Dude Dictionary


6 comments:

  1. Won't you get in trouble for revealing the secret female code phrases?

    Oh wait, I'm a guy. I'll forget them anyway.

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  2. Fine.
    Female for the final word, you are fucked and you know I am pissed.

    Anything a guy says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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  3. "Leave me alone."

    There was a girl, or maybe a couple of girls, who I would chat with online, and she(they?) would say this periodically. I would always immediately do so.

    The following conversation would occur on my eventual return.
    Her/them: "WHY DID YOU LEAVE!?"
    me: "Because you told me to."

    Seriously girls, don't tell a guy you like him if you want him to go away. Don't tell a guy to go away unless you want him to. It's abusive, you're only going to confuse him, and you're setting yourself up for MASSIVE stress.

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  4. OH GOD YES What Volfram said. We are simple creatures with simple minds "Fire hot-tree pretty-BACKON" y'all confuse us , then get mad when we don't understand. ---Ray

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  5. Seriously, dudes, how hard is it to tell us we're pretty and give us chocolate?! We're not that complicated once we grow up. If y'all get over the whole "girl pretty, tight body, no wrinkles" thing, and go for a mature woman, your lives will be alot easier.

    I don't have time for games, I don't have the patience or the energy. You either like me or you don't; if you do, let's have sex and order a pizza to go with the beer. The End.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.