Monday, June 24, 2013

My little gift to you dudes

For putting up with my pissy little hissy fit today. Long weekend, sick Teen Queen, lack of sleep, and other general aggravations made me a little bitchy. And non-communicative. I've pulled on my big girl panties (sorry Crankyjohn, wherever you are) and ready to face the coming week with my head out of my ass.

 
 

11 comments:

  1. Well, if THOSE are your "big girl panties", I think the week is in for one heckuva fight!

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  2. You just know that you have us wrapped around your middle finger!
    ;)

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  3. Rabid, much as I would like to claim that lithe young body is mine, I can't. Not in good faith.
    It's pretty well known that I'm a plump 46-year-old mom, not a 20-something vixen. Sorry to burst your bubble. But feel free to drool on her.

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  4. Angel eyes, middle finger?! Oh my. ;-)

    srv, :-D

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  5. Why do I miss all the fun? I did not see any "pissy little hissy fit".

    Please direct me to the hissy....thanks

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  6. Woman, stop wishing you looked like that!! Frankly, it leaves me cold--just another cookie-cutter borderline anorexic.

    Learn to appreciate the wisdom, experience, attitude and killer curves that the Good Lord saw fit to give you, will ya please?

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  7. Volunteer, I hissied all over the "Peace through Strength" post. Yeah, I know, not very pissy for a redhead, but that's as pissy as I get.

    Wraith, thank you. After a weekend of "fat, ugly, lazy, stupid", it's nice to hear a kind word. *hugs*

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  8. Gotta agree with Volunteer here....my reference was to the skivvies in the photo, nothing more. Too much plastic, not enough personality. She's bleached any semblance of intelligence out, and "lithe young body" is simply a nice way of saying "needy, witchy, whiny, and high-maintenance". I'm closer to my 40th than my 39th at this point, and no longer the skinny distance-runner that I was in my 20's. So as I struggle to be able to see my toes these days, I've come to the conclusion that looks really AREN'T everything. They fade over time, but personality grows.

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  9. Oh, well in that case, I have some blace lace skivvies that put those to shame.

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  10. Lighten up on yourself.

    A weekend of fat, ugly, lazy, stupid?

    My God.....Here's a BIG hug from this old man!

    Bob
    III

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.