Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Whores. Whores tell you what you want to hear to take your money.Strippers. Strippers tell you what you want to hear to take your money.Politicians. Politicians tell you what you want to hear to take your money.They all consider their clients suckers. Despite that, I apologize for offending whores and strippers.
Yeah, but at least the strippers and whores give you something for your money. Maybe more than you paid for.
Eh. You're getting screwed regardless.
Oh, but the key word is 'unnecessarily'! You see these are all necessary programs - for our SAFETY, you know. And they've worked SO well for George & Barack - Boston, New York, Chicago, Aurora, Newtown. Because now we are SAFE, right?
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
Whores. Whores tell you what you want to hear to take your money.
ReplyDeleteStrippers. Strippers tell you what you want to hear to take your money.
Politicians. Politicians tell you what you want to hear to take your money.
They all consider their clients suckers. Despite that, I apologize for offending whores and strippers.
Yeah, but at least the strippers and whores give you something for your money. Maybe more than you paid for.
ReplyDeleteEh. You're getting screwed regardless.
ReplyDeleteOh, but the key word is 'unnecessarily'! You see these are all necessary programs - for our SAFETY, you know. And they've worked SO well for George & Barack - Boston, New York, Chicago, Aurora, Newtown. Because now we are SAFE, right?
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