Wednesday, July 31, 2013

50 Shades of WTF?

So the ever so pious mooslimes in Guantanamo have tired of the Koran and are looking for saucier reading material. Seems the most popular book among high level detainees is the 50 Shades of Grey series. I have  read the series. Meh. If you are looking for truly good bdsm literature, try the Shadowlands series. But for the love of allah, next time a prisoner requests 50 Shades, slip him one of these. Set him back on the good and proper path.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Bacon-Benjamin-Myhre/dp/1479129836
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 31, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    Heck why wouldn't they like 50 shades of grey. They are a culture of beating and raping women...that's like the Saturday evening post for them.

    Riley

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  2. RabidAlienJuly 31, 2013 at 5:21 PM

    LOL

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  3. HeisenbugAugust 1, 2013 at 1:31 AM

    50 Shades is a loving ode to pedophilia. Of course the musloids would love it.

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  4. UnknownAugust 1, 2013 at 9:58 AM

    Am I prejudiced if I have an "I heart Bacon" bumper sticker?

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.