I love being in the kitchen (sounds of Feminists screeching coast to coast). Love cooking, but mostly the Art and Science of Baking. I would give anything to get the chance to cook with Gordon. He'd be yelling and screaming, calling me a "fucking donkey", and I'd be giggling and clapping my hands.
"More Gordon, more!"
ROFLMBO!!!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the old one, "what do you call a militant Islamist with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?"
A: bisexual.
You're weird. I like that.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! Freaking love Gordon Ramsay!! Been watching Kitchen Nightmares in the evenings and it's fabulous. I want to eat in one of his restaurants someday, but I'd be giggling like a school girl to actually get to cook where he is. At least I'm in good company. ;)
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Dude. Beer. Sinuses. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to "twatwaffle"?
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It was replaced with "cuntsicle".
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