Does everything your wife won't do?
Hell for $702.65, my man wouldn't be able to walk,
would have to take a couple of personal days off,
and might have to kiss his eternal soul goodbye.
And he can be damned good and sure
the money will be spent on bacon and bullets.
Oh, and it's BDSM, not BSDM.
Morons.
Sometimes I wish I were the kind of guy who could just pay for it. Seems a lot less hassle and complication.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Wraith, I know what you mean. There aren't a lot of male "escorts" out there who aren't gayer than gay.
ReplyDeleteBacon? Did somebody say BACON?
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmm.
Terry
Fla.
Isn't BSDM one of the California things using political force to acheive ... naw can't be.
ReplyDeleteChris in Houston
That moolah is new rifle territory as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteWell, I spent $300 on a bull-whip, Angel Eyes.
ReplyDeleteYou will never live it down.
ReplyDeleteLive what down, Angel eyes? I'm damned proud of my whip. :-)
ReplyDeleteSales tax on labor? Naw, that just ain't right.......:)
ReplyDeleteMy wife IS worth that much...I know, she got it from me every payday!
ReplyDelete1. Paying for it is ALWAYS cheaper than marrying for it,
and
2. If you DO get married: Its cheaper to keep'er.
It's BSDM:
ReplyDeleteBack Side Digital Massage
They don't charge extra for the 9 inch ice cycle either.
You're not paying for the sex, you're paying for them to go away afterward.
ReplyDeleteIf I appealed to any of the women of means round here, I'd consider going on the game myself - been out of work for over two months and while nobody's starving yet I'm racking my brain...
$400 for a Bacon-Salt Dietary Modification? Man I can get that for $10 at the supermarket!
ReplyDeleteI also would never spend $400 to have someone tie me up and beat me with a whip. There are plenty of people who would pay me for the opportunity.
Your are cool! Like your style
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