Yup. Nothing about procreation (except with turkeys, in that last one. Darn turkeys.), nothing about firearms (although, third from bottom, you're not allowed to bless the remains...or the graves before they rise, not sure which), nothing about high explosives or flamethrowers or chasing pedestrians with automobiles. According to the sign, you're expressly prohibited from riding tiny bicycles, skateboards on the back two wheels, using skiboots, Razor scooters, two-legged dogs, laying eggs, blessing steaming piles of poop, walking around with one snowshoe, or performing prostate exams on turkeys. Well, there goes the weekend.
I know Angel eyes, the first thing to roll through my noggin was "Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs, fucking up the scenery, breaking my mind, do this don't do that, can't you read the sign?"
Wow. Yeah....now that I actually have my contacts in, that last one sorta does resemble a squirrel. Although, if you look at it backwards, his tail sorta does resemble a turkey's head/neck.
Ah, screw it. I blame it on the voices in my head. THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A TURKEY!!!! Can I go back to bed now?
It looks like motor vehicles are not prohibited, so if you have a dirt bike, motorized scooter, ATV, truck, or M1 Abrams, this is the perfect place to take it.
apparently fornication is ok...?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like weed and alcohol are OK.That's all I need at the park.
ReplyDeletePlus it looks like firearms are allowed bonus.
Yup. Nothing about procreation (except with turkeys, in that last one. Darn turkeys.), nothing about firearms (although, third from bottom, you're not allowed to bless the remains...or the graves before they rise, not sure which), nothing about high explosives or flamethrowers or chasing pedestrians with automobiles. According to the sign, you're expressly prohibited from riding tiny bicycles, skateboards on the back two wheels, using skiboots, Razor scooters, two-legged dogs, laying eggs, blessing steaming piles of poop, walking around with one snowshoe, or performing prostate exams on turkeys. Well, there goes the weekend.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the turkey prostate exam, but I think the last one is No Using the Squirrels as Hand Puppets.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm pretty sure that one prohibits squirrels from going BJ's...
ReplyDeleteWhew. Can't feed the squirrels but shooting them is okay.
ReplyDeleteThat sign is wrecking that garden.
ReplyDeleteI know Angel eyes, the first thing to roll through my noggin was "Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs, fucking up the scenery, breaking my mind, do this don't do that, can't you read the sign?"
ReplyDeleteDid you write that? Hehe
ReplyDelete~facepalm~
ReplyDeleteGood night, you crazy kid!
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Angel eyes, sweet dreams.
ReplyDeleteWow. Yeah....now that I actually have my contacts in, that last one sorta does resemble a squirrel. Although, if you look at it backwards, his tail sorta does resemble a turkey's head/neck.
ReplyDeleteAh, screw it. I blame it on the voices in my head. THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A TURKEY!!!! Can I go back to bed now?
Open carry's OK it look like.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like motor vehicles are not prohibited, so if you have a dirt bike, motorized scooter, ATV, truck, or M1 Abrams, this is the perfect place to take it.
ReplyDeleteBoats are also not on the sign.
I would "accidently" break that damn thing off and toss it in the woods.
ReplyDeleteLuckily, that's not one of the activities prohibited.
ReplyDeleteWhew, thank god I can take a shit in the garden
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