Before you go any farther with that thought, Angel eyes, understand that I am overstressed, undermedicated, I've given up both Cokes AND chocolate, and I'm camping at Camp Hormone Runamok.
I've used the old trick of putting a dime on the cork and then pushing it and the cork into the bottle with a screw driver (or ski pole). The person who gets the dime in their glass, buys the next bottle.
There's this invention...
ReplyDeleteBefore you go any farther with that thought, Angel eyes, understand that I am overstressed, undermedicated, I've given up both Cokes AND chocolate, and I'm camping at Camp Hormone Runamok.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a flute?
ReplyDeleteFirst chair, French open-hole flute, all through high school.
ReplyDeleteThere was this one time at band camp....
Got me...
ReplyDeleteI always do, darlin'...
ReplyDeleteWhere's the comment gang tonight, sweetie?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I think I ran everyone off with my mopeyness. :-(
ReplyDeleteI have broad shoulders for ya
ReplyDeleteI've used the old trick of putting a dime on the cork and then pushing it and the cork into the bottle with a screw driver (or ski pole). The person who gets the dime in their glass, buys the next bottle.
ReplyDeleteI've been that fucked up before
ReplyDeletehiswiserangel said...
ReplyDeleteThere was this one time at band camp....
Oh shit. Now I need some bleach for the eye in my mind.