You know why I'm do damned happy today, Angel eyes? I said "Fuck the Paleo Diet", bought a dozen assorted donuts and 32 oz Coke and got my Happy on. Who needs skinny thighs and a flat tummy. I had two maple bacon long johns! I'm right there with ya, buddy.
Got a sudden craving for deep-fried Twinkies yesterday. While I was at the store, I mused that deep-fried Twinkies wrapped in bacon would be the most American food ever.
EVER.
I bet if we dip them in Maple Syrup, our Canadian brothers would be on-board, as well.
Heads up, I happen to have equipment and ingredients to make bacon-wrapped deep-fried twinkies. My roommate and I are going to make bacon-funnel-cakes in the next couple of days. I'll be sure to do some twinkies, too.
And until I got online I had no idea I had so many bacon friends.
ReplyDeleteBacon is the international language of love and peace.
ReplyDeleteOne of our vendors brought doughnuts to the plant on Friday. One was a maple with big bacon bits on it. Effin' nirvana, guys.
ReplyDeleteYou know why I'm do damned happy today, Angel eyes? I said "Fuck the Paleo Diet", bought a dozen assorted donuts and 32 oz Coke and got my Happy on. Who needs skinny thighs and a flat tummy. I had two maple bacon long johns! I'm right there with ya, buddy.
ReplyDeleteHappy goes a long way. Try them doughnuts with some bacon bits infused.
ReplyDeleteAw shit, I used a pretentious word.
What?! Shit? That's not that pretentious.
ReplyDeleteThanks,
ReplyDeleteIt's not as bad as "artisan", I guess.
A pseudonym for "so what, I made the food with my hands".
When you start talking like the California Zombie a few posts down, you will be banned for life. But for now, you're good.
ReplyDeleteHeaded for bed, *hugs* Angel eyes, sweet dreams.
Brainzzz.
ReplyDeleteKidding, sleep well.
Got a sudden craving for deep-fried Twinkies yesterday. While I was at the store, I mused that deep-fried Twinkies wrapped in bacon would be the most American food ever.
ReplyDeleteEVER.
I bet if we dip them in Maple Syrup, our Canadian brothers would be on-board, as well.
Volfram, put me down for a couple dozen of those bad boys. :-)
ReplyDeleteTook me forever to find this again.
ReplyDeleteHeads up, I happen to have equipment and ingredients to make bacon-wrapped deep-fried twinkies. My roommate and I are going to make bacon-funnel-cakes in the next couple of days. I'll be sure to do some twinkies, too.