I had to go home early after getting tailgated by an anal sphincter on his cell phone. Not to mention the jerkwads who can't stay on their own side of that yellow thing in the middle of the road. I almost did bodily harm. Then went back to the computer at work, only to not be able to focus on the task. I'm back at the ranch having a glass of wine. Better to stay at home rather than get arrested for assault.
Riding the motorcycle just makes the "pissed off" threshold just that much lower. I talked to the owner of the car dealership from which the tailgater was from, and he didn't really give a shit. Toby Murray Motors in Newport, Oregon. besides, they sell Prius's and Smart cars. Assholes.... More wine! And a nap maybe..
I finally found a cure for Mondays... Work 7 days a fricken week, and you can't tell Monday from any other day...Just another day in paradise, or the curse of owning a tiny business.
*hug*
ReplyDeleteMondays suck. That, however, was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI had to go home early after getting tailgated by an anal sphincter on his cell phone. Not to mention the jerkwads who can't stay on their own side of that yellow thing in the middle of the road. I almost did bodily harm. Then went back to the computer at work, only to not be able to focus on the task. I'm back at the ranch having a glass of wine. Better to stay at home rather than get arrested for assault.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Sarthurk, *hugs*, hope you're okay, have another glass and hit the reset button.
ReplyDeleteRiding the motorcycle just makes the "pissed off" threshold just that much lower. I talked to the owner of the car dealership from which the tailgater was from, and he didn't really give a shit. Toby Murray Motors in Newport, Oregon. besides, they sell Prius's and Smart cars. Assholes....
ReplyDeleteMore wine! And a nap maybe..
I finally found a cure for Mondays... Work 7 days a fricken week, and you can't tell Monday from any other day...Just another day in paradise, or the curse of owning a tiny business.
ReplyDeleteThings are just as bad in Ireland, but being in a constant state of ineberation they really don't give 2 shits and keep on partying.
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