Monday, August 12, 2013
Oh! Now I see it
Again, scrolling through Facebook looking for the weird and wacky, the unusual and tacky, and saw this. Thinking it was a cool idea for a laptop chip and dip tray, you know, for watching sports, I was puzzled when I read the caption. So I looked again, and then closer, then set my bifocals on my head and looked closer, and........ ~blush~ there it is.
Where's the bucket? Gotta have a bucket for uninterrupted drinking.
ReplyDeleteI'd be more worried what was hanging in my SEAT, than someone drinking from my GLASS...
DeleteI hope they are for "high end" drinking spots., You know, where YOUR beer mug is hung on the wall, and only you can drink out of it. Otherwise, they seem spendy for one time use products.....
ReplyDeleteAh, a westward dangle. For when yer steamin'.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I sooooo want to ask for an explanation, but too afraid...
ReplyDeleteLikin' your new avi.
ReplyDeleteChip tray, huh? Little more ranch for ya?
ReplyDeleteOops. Forgot. Farmer John had the ranch.......
ReplyDeleteIt's a little on the small side.
ReplyDeleteI'd be more concerned with what was hanging off the SEAT before I sat down than what someone else might have DRANK from before me....
ReplyDeleteIgnoring the fact that a kiltsman sits the same way a woman does (i.e. with her skirt betwitx the seat and her seat), perchance you might enjoy this true story now immortalized in song:
ReplyDeleteBeneath The Scotsman's Kilt
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
"Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
"Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
(If you'd like to hear this song, there are several versions on iTunes; my favorite is by Scrum.)
I just don't like the idea of that razor back in the middle of my poor tired ass. Looks worse then an Oklahoma cow pony.
ReplyDeleteI would have to order the extra large version of the testicle receptacle...lmao
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