Whats the big deal with having my hand on the seat? sure my wifes ass was on it, but fer cryin out loud, it was parked on my face for twenty minutes right after that.
Screw that. I just put the seat AND the lid down. She can't complain, since the seat IS down, and if I'm gonna have to lift one anyway, two aren't that much heavier.
Whats the big deal with having my hand on the seat? sure my wifes ass was on it, but fer cryin out loud, it was parked on my face for twenty minutes right after that.
ReplyDeleteWell, alrighty then, that concludes our personal confessional for the evening. ~blushing harder~
ReplyDeleteC'mon, dudes. Default seat position should be down. Pretty sure guys don't take a shit with the seat up.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe they do. Wouldn't be the first time they've done something that made absolutely no sense.
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A true gent tries to keep things neat,
ReplyDeleteAnd leave them as they're found.
We do our best and LIFT the seat:
Do YOURS and put it down.
An original ditty by yours truly.
Screw that. I just put the seat AND the lid down. She can't complain, since the seat IS down, and if I'm gonna have to lift one anyway, two aren't that much heavier.
ReplyDeleteRabid, that's genius, and makes for a nicer looking bathroom.
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