Saturday, September 14, 2013

Advice from wiserangel

DON'T, under any circumstance and no matter how ripped and cute the college guys are, kick a soccer ball while wearing sandals. It's not worth it. As soon as my toes made contact, I knew I fucked up. Kicked the ball back to them, waved, laughed at their cute flirty comments, all while cringing as I felt my toe swell and then throb. Had to wait for them to turn back to their drills before limping over to the bench where I sat and whimpered until grandma brought the van around to pick up the cute chicks and my lame ass.


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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    Ouch, I'm sorry. Do you think you broke it? That's what my toe looked like when I broke it.

    At least your pedi looks pretty! ;)

    -CM

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  2. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 10:58 AM

    The xray showed a clean break just above the joint. Not much they can do, I'm in a hard walking boot for a few weeks.

    Thank you! That's Love Affair red.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    At least you were smart and got a boot. I was a dumb kid the 3 times I broke my big toe and it was a badge of idiot honor to be able to still be able to walk on my broken toe. At least I learned from it for later.

    -CM

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  4. catfishSeptember 14, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    LMAO What did you do? Kick it with your toes and not the top of your foot? I kick balls all the time and don't break my toes. Although I'm not sure I'd kick a football in sandals.
    Do we need to find those college guys to come take care of you? lol Hope your feeling better soon.

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  5. Angel eyesSeptember 14, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    Only four toes, how quaint.

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  6. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 1:47 PM

    Yeah, Angel eyes, the little toe just popped clean off and flew across the Commons.

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  7. Angel eyesSeptember 14, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Grrr

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  8. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Oh no, you did NOT just growl at me, Angel eyes.

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  9. stevierayvSeptember 14, 2013 at 3:32 PM

    I've had worse scratches on my eyeball.I would hate to see the damage if you tried a header.Get well soon!

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  10. idahobobSeptember 14, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    I'll be smart and keep my smart assed remarks to myself.

    snort, choke......

    Bob
    III

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  11. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    Let 'em fly, Bob, wouldn't want you to blow a gasket.

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  12. idahobobSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    Naw, I'm going to play it safe.

    Bob
    III

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  13. Angel eyesSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:47 PM

    Soccer 101. No kickee with toes.

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  14. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    Chicken!!! It's not like I can put my foot in your ass...

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  15. idahobobSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    Yeah, especially not that foot!

    BWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!

    Bob
    III

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  16. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    And I'm too uncoordinated to put my left foot in your ass...

    So, fire away, cheer me up and bring a grin to my face...

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  17. idahobobSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:57 PM

    With that foot, I don't think that you would get a grin, mebbe a grimace.

    Bob
    III

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  18. OdysseusSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    The important question is did you get their phone numbers?

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  19. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 6:00 PM

    Ah, Odysseus, I'm no Cougar. I'm barely a MILF. They called me "ma'am".

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  20. catfishSeptember 14, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    Ma'am? ROTFLMFAO!!

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  21. hiswiserangelSeptember 14, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    Shaddup, catfish, don't make me smack you...

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  22. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2013 at 7:40 AM

    OWWW!!!--Ray

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.