Amen, HWA, Amen! Last year when I was visiting my kids I noticed my youngest was at least a head taller than me. And probably 8" broader. So I walked up to him and while staring at his chest We had a heart felt father son talk. Me: "I see your taller than Me" Him (all puffed up) "Yep, sure am." I said "I see you weigh more than I do." "Yep, sure do." I said "I want you to remember 1 thing." What's that. You're old man is a Prior Marine and I'm meaner than you'll be, you disrespect me and I'll rip your head off and shit down the hole, are we clear? His response? "Yes Sir!" LMAO I love my boys! lol
Four times before noon, on the days I don't work.
ReplyDeleteAnd non parents wonder why I wanted to legalize shock collars for children when mine were younger. LMAO
ReplyDeletecatfish, I have been known to look at mine and mutter, "I truly understand why some animals eat their young."
ReplyDeleteAmen, HWA, Amen! Last year when I was visiting my kids I noticed my youngest was at least a head taller than me. And probably 8" broader. So I walked up to him and while staring at his chest We had a heart felt father son talk. Me: "I see your taller than Me" Him (all puffed up) "Yep, sure am." I said "I see you weigh more than I do." "Yep, sure do." I said "I want you to remember 1 thing." What's that. You're old man is a Prior Marine and I'm meaner than you'll be, you disrespect me and I'll rip your head off and shit down the hole, are we clear? His response? "Yes Sir!" LMAO I love my boys! lol
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