I can do Red with good cammo. Don't fly anymore. Too old to give a shit about what other people think. Shapeshift? No thanks. Run @ Mach 1? I'd be happy to have good knees again. Phase? That's what teenagers do. Lift objects via mind control? Now your talkin.I'd lift certain people out of govt housing in DC and plant them in a gulag. Heal wounds? Yeah, that would outstanding. Could fix my knees.
And ditto on the Scotch button. Laphroiag, please.
Yellow, because I would love to know what those assholes in Washington are actually thinking, and be able to Pull a Snow-job and expose all their skeletons on every level. Oh, and to know what women are actually thinking about me when I walk by sucking in my stomach and leering.
Heh. Of the ones listed, either yellow or green. Yellow would be very useful for getting through life, and green would open up worlds of fun (I'm pretty sure bank vaults are not ferret-proof). However, the one superpower that I've always wanted is not actually listed. I've always wanted to know the answer to any question that is asked to me. Including the answer to "how do you block your mind from knowing answers that mankind is not meant to know", just to keep myself from going insane.
Red is less tempting when I can already do that. Blue is less tempting when I can almost do that.
ReplyDeleteYellow, Purple, Gray, and Pink are all tempting
But I'd have to go with orange.
Orange. Because then I might be able to get shit done between the kids' fights.
ReplyDeleteOrange here too
ReplyDeletePink buttons? We don't need no pink butons. Just a bunch of first aid kits and some training.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Scotch button?
I can do Red with good cammo.
ReplyDeleteDon't fly anymore.
Too old to give a shit about what other people think.
Shapeshift? No thanks.
Run @ Mach 1? I'd be happy to have good knees again.
Phase? That's what teenagers do.
Lift objects via mind control? Now your talkin.I'd lift certain people out of govt housing in DC and plant them in a gulag.
Heal wounds? Yeah, that would outstanding. Could fix my knees.
And ditto on the Scotch button. Laphroiag, please.
What about a black one that gives the power to make a liberals private parts explode like a hand grenade?
ReplyDeleteI vote for the black one, wait, liberals have no private parts.
ReplyDeleteSorry, boys, my pockets aren't that deep. I just have a bottle of 12-year Glenlivet, but I'm willing to share.
ReplyDeleteYellow, because I would love to know what those assholes in Washington are actually thinking, and be able to Pull a Snow-job and expose all their skeletons on every level. Oh, and to know what women are actually thinking about me when I walk by sucking in my stomach and leering.
ReplyDeleteSince I work in the ER, gotta go with pink.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Of the ones listed, either yellow or green. Yellow would be very useful for getting through life, and green would open up worlds of fun (I'm pretty sure bank vaults are not ferret-proof). However, the one superpower that I've always wanted is not actually listed. I've always wanted to know the answer to any question that is asked to me. Including the answer to "how do you block your mind from knowing answers that mankind is not meant to know", just to keep myself from going insane.
ReplyDeleteOrange.
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Yellow, off to Vegas!
ReplyDeletePsychological injuries are non-lethal. So the pink button would give you the ability to cure people of leftism.
ReplyDeleteGrey, so I can send the overlords up and onto a earth escape trajectory. Let them suck vacuum!
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