Heh. I would hope you would extend the same courtesy to me if I visited. I once had some JW's come up while I was making dinner. Being home alone, I only had shorts on, so I grabbed the steak from the package, ran my bloody fingers across my face, and answered the door with a creepy "You're early, did you bring the goat?" Should have seen them run!
Beats my friend who answered the JWs in his boxers, complete with a stainless Ruger SS in the waistband, proclaiming he wasn't interested, as he was a Reformed Druid. Said he worshiped bushed instead of trees,
Uh, we want video or picture proof that you did it ;)
ReplyDeletePissed beat me to it. Pics or it didn't happen. ;)
ReplyDeleteUhhh, I'd be careful some of the door to door salesmen might say "Yes, let's get started while we wait for the others."
ReplyDeletered, you have a very successful blog. Read my Sunday post and see if you want to get involved. a mention from you wouldn't hurt. thanks
ReplyDeleteI just dusted off my old Fuller Brush sample case. See you in a few minutes....................
ReplyDeletePISSED, you first. Wraith, seriously dude, you sent that request 3 times, I get it. GreyLocke, yeah that's my luck.
ReplyDeleteMohave, done.
taminator, all we need now is an Avon lady. :-)
ReplyDeleteand lotion, lots of lotion.........
ReplyDeleteHeh. I would hope you would extend the same courtesy to me if I visited. I once had some JW's come up while I was making dinner. Being home alone, I only had shorts on, so I grabbed the steak from the package, ran my bloody fingers across my face, and answered the door with a creepy "You're early, did you bring the goat?" Should have seen them run!
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean to send it three times...my browser locked up. Must be all those NSA tracking programs.
ReplyDeleteMr. Miracle, you might be shocked and awed, and I love your twisted sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteWraith, I figured it was just an itchy trigger finger on the keyboard.
Beats my friend who answered the JWs in his boxers, complete with a stainless Ruger SS in the waistband, proclaiming he wasn't interested, as he was a Reformed Druid.
ReplyDeleteSaid he worshiped bushed instead of trees,
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