Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
What, no salt spray to go along with the pepper spray?
Carry a large Camelback full of Shiracha sauce. In case of grizzly bear attack, douse yourself and drink as much as possible. That way you have the comfort of knowing how much agony you're gonna cause the bear the next time he has to take a dump.
Ken, I would think the desperation sweat would be salty enough. Rabid, you're just cruel. Brilliant, but cruel.
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
What, no salt spray to go along with the pepper spray?
ReplyDeleteCarry a large Camelback full of Shiracha sauce. In case of grizzly bear attack, douse yourself and drink as much as possible. That way you have the comfort of knowing how much agony you're gonna cause the bear the next time he has to take a dump.
ReplyDeleteKen, I would think the desperation sweat would be salty enough.
ReplyDeleteRabid, you're just cruel. Brilliant, but cruel.