Yeah, tell that to the multitude of girls from my younger days. If I had a dollar for every time I heard 'it would ruin our friendship...'
Ever wonder why 'nice guys' turn into 'assholes?' It's the only way they're ever gonna get laid.
(Of course, it seems that 'asshole' is a Sooper Sekrit code for "I can't make him do what I want! Waaah!" So maybe it's a good thing I'm an asshole now.)
Yeah, tell that to the multitude of girls from my younger days. If I had a dollar for every time I heard 'it would ruin our friendship...'
ReplyDeleteEver wonder why 'nice guys' turn into 'assholes?' It's the only way they're ever gonna get laid.
(Of course, it seems that 'asshole' is a Sooper Sekrit code for "I can't make him do what I want! Waaah!" So maybe it's a good thing I'm an asshole now.)
Just one guess as to what type of sex he has in mind when his metaphor involves chocolate sprinkles.
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