Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Password Hell

I have 3 passwords I rotate. And I still forget if I don't log into something at least twice a week. Thanks to Terry from FL for the funny.

Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one. User: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.

User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
 Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: OK, roses
 Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: OK, pretty roses

Website: No good, you must use at least one number.

User: OK, 1 pretty rose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK, 1prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
 Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used

4 comments:

  1. Sounds like the exchange I had with Yahoo when my account was suddenly inaccessible last month. Pissed me off so bad I was screaming "FUCK YOU" at my computer. Frustrating for me, entertaining for every neighbor within a 2 block radius.

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  2. One of these days, Miss Lisa needs to vid one of these incidents. I'll happily post it.

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  3. No fucking shit, I have to change 6 passwords every month just for my work apps I use daily. What a pain in the balls. Yet my bank and 401k planner NEVER asks me to change my fucking password.

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  4. Yup, gotta be Yahoo!

    Bastards.

    Bob
    III

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.