Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Here, breathe through my bra

I'm a lingerie slut. I have more bras than any one woman could possibly wear. But I must have one of these. They are sooooo pretty, and functional! The Ebra, breaks into two emergency filter masks. And if you really need it, the Radiation Bra, two masks with a radiation detector between the tatas. Regular bra only $29.00, which is really reasonable for just a freaking bra, let alone a bra and two emergency masks. The rad ebra is slightly pricier at $49.99.


http://ebbra.bigcartel.com/product/rad-emergency-bra

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19 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 13, 2013 at 4:09 AM

    Actually one of the better ideas I've seen lately.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 13, 2013 at 5:27 AM

    Somebody had to be really stoned to think that up---Ray

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  3. hiswiserangelNovember 13, 2013 at 5:37 AM

    Ray, I figured it was some dude trying to find a plausible way to get ladies to take their bras off. :-)

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  4. idahobobNovember 13, 2013 at 7:44 AM

    If it becomes two masks, who ya gonna share with?

    Bob
    III

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  5. AnonymousNovember 13, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    This was actually a redone idea, the jock strap mask just didn't catch on with the test group . . . :^)

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  6. Heroditus HuxleyNovember 13, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    Too bad they don't come in my size. The biggest they seem to have is a D cup.

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  7. hiswiserangelNovember 13, 2013 at 2:03 PM

    HH, be careful, you'll get the boys all riled up and I'll have to turn the hose on 'em. ;-)

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  8. Heroditus HuxleyNovember 13, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    The hose is good for them, every...few seconds.

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  9. hiswiserangelNovember 13, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Hose is a little brutal, I prefer a good flogger.

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  10. Heroditus HuxleyNovember 13, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    *gigglesnort* That's AWESOME.

    I was thinkin' you meant the hose hooked up to the hydrant in the yard...spraying cold water all over 'em.

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  11. hiswiserangelNovember 13, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Um, yeah, the waternhose, that's what I meant. Really. So......
    0:-)

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  12. Angel eyesNovember 13, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    That leaves the poor beasts exposed to the threat. I know, I'll cover them with my hands to protect them. I'm selfless, I know.

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  13. hiswiserangelNovember 13, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    You are always such a giving man, Angel eyes. :-)

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  14. Angel eyesNovember 13, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    I meant to type "breasts", but "beasts" sort of works, no?
    Not complaining either way, mind you!

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  15. hiswiserangelNovember 13, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    I call 'em "the girls".

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  16. VolframNovember 14, 2013 at 8:08 AM

    I'm a fan of "The Wonder Twins," myself.

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  17. Chief Nose WetterNovember 14, 2013 at 8:10 PM

    With my girlfriend it would be more like a hat...

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  18. PeterNovember 14, 2013 at 11:21 PM

    I do believe there'd be at least a few regiments of guys willing to breathe through your bra, especially if you were wearing it at the time.

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  19. PeterNovember 14, 2013 at 11:21 PM

    I do believe there'd be at least a few regiments of guys willing to breathe through your bra, especially if you were wearing it at the time.

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