Friday, November 22, 2013

More common sense


2 comments:

  1. Yeah, that and other precious nuggets like...
    Friendly fire, isn't.
    Tracers work both ways.
    C-4 explosive is marked "do not eat"
    Claymores are marked "front towards enemy"
    And a sucking chest wound is Gods way of telling you to return to base.

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  2. "If the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal

    "Aim towards the enemy." Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." U.S. Marine Corps

    "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed always to hit the ground." USAF Ammo Troop

    "Friendly fire, isn't."

    "Tracers work both ways."

    "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

    "A sucking chest wound is Gods way of telling you to return to base."

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