Because I'm a mean redheaded Jezebel...
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to come over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread out on the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Haha!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one!
I'm told that all a blonde is, is a redhead who has had the fire fucked out of her.
ReplyDeleteHas that last sentence ever been directed towards you?
ReplyDeleteBe gentle...
Not yet, Angel eyes, you wanna try it?
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ReplyDeleteI have to go water the cat, see ya...
GET YOU ASS BACK HERE, ANGEL EYES!
ReplyDeleteI left the cat on fire, be right back!
ReplyDeleteANGEL EYES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn Siamese are Fast! Oh well, they'll make more. Hehe.
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