In one of my favorite Christmas movies, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold receives the very Grinchy Christmas bonus of a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club. The gift that keeps on giving....
I just got notification that someone is giving me a truly unique and bizarre gift this Christmas. I am now a member of Herpantyclub. Or Panties of the Month, if you will. Every month, because of one reader's generosity, people I don't know will send me a pair of panties in the mail. Unfortunately, the generous benefactor chose to remain anonymous, so I won't be able to thank him/her properly.
Can't wait for January.
http://www.herpantyclub.com/
Pictures! Every Month! Of you modeling them!
ReplyDeleteNo! I don't think so!
ReplyDeleteBut if the generous gifter would care to identify him/herself, I might send them private pics.
Oh my gosh! That is absolutely hilarious!!! I never thought about a panty of the month club. Going to be chuckling over this one for a long time!!
ReplyDelete-CM
CM, I have a feeling I'm going to be getting 12 months of white cotton granny panties. :-)
ReplyDeleteI second catfish!!! C'mon, if you don't do it, you're not cool...you want to be cool, don't you? ;)
ReplyDelete(Peer pressure isn't likely to work, but it's worth a shot)
Awwww, Wraith, you're so very right, peer pressure won't work. Money and bullets, however, ....
ReplyDeleteI have ammo I can trade...
ReplyDeleteDid you ever think about what a funny word "Panties" is? Panty panty panty panty panty.
ReplyDelete"I believe in panties." -Shiina Mashiro, The Pet Girl of the Sakura Dorms("I believe in Walter Kovacs." -me)
And of course, they are one of my 2 favorite words not to combine in any sentence ever.