So this guy walks into a whore house. The madam approaches and ask, "May I help you?" The guy replies, "I want to get laid, but all the girls back home take one look at my cock, and refuse. Hell, I can't even get a blow job." The madam asks him to display his member, and upon examining it proclaims, "I'm sorry, but its too big for any of my girls. Go down the street to Madison ave, and try the first house on the left." The guy heads down to Madison street, and goes to the first house on the left.He walks in and the madam approaches and ask, "May I help you?" The guy replies, "I want to get laid, but all the girls back home take one look at my cock, and refuse. Hell, the whore house up the street even turned me down." The madam asks him to display his member, and upon examining it proclaims, "I'm sorry, but its just a bit too big for any of my girls. Why not try across the street? They specialize in bigger dicks. The guy walks across the street, and goes in. The madam approaches and ask, "May I help you?" The guy replies, "I want to get laid, but all the girls back home take one look at my cock, and refuse. Hell, the whore house up the street and the one just across both turned me down." The madam asks him to display his member, and upon examining it proclaims, " that is beautiful! I could almost suck on it." The guy replies, "hell lady, I can."
In my experience, having a big penis is like having the Midas Touch. It sounds good in theory, but the practicality of it is not all it's cracked up to be. Pun intended.
My wife's first serious boyfriend was packing a no-shit 12" dick...and she hated it. I can vouch--from lots of experience--that women dig a guy who knows how to use what he's got, over sheer size.
And yes, I have met women who were size queens. I told 'em that if my junk wasn't up to their standards, I'd go get the veterinary gloves and give them the ride of their life. ;)
So this guy walks into a whore house. The madam approaches and ask, "May I help you?"
ReplyDeleteThe guy replies, "I want to get laid, but all the girls back home take one look at my cock, and refuse. Hell, I can't even get a blow job."
The madam asks him to display his member, and upon examining it proclaims, "I'm sorry, but its too big for any of my girls. Go down the street to Madison ave, and try the first house on the left."
The guy heads down to Madison street, and goes to the first house on the left.He walks in and the madam approaches and ask, "May I help you?"
The guy replies, "I want to get laid, but all the girls back home take one look at my cock, and refuse. Hell, the whore house up the street even turned me down."
The madam asks him to display his member, and upon examining it proclaims, "I'm sorry, but its just a bit too big for any of my girls. Why not try across the street? They specialize in bigger dicks.
The guy walks across the street, and goes in. The madam approaches and ask, "May I help you?"
The guy replies, "I want to get laid, but all the girls back home take one look at my cock, and refuse. Hell, the whore house up the street and the one just across both turned me down."
The madam asks him to display his member, and upon examining it proclaims, " that is beautiful! I could almost suck on it."
The guy replies, "hell lady, I can."
You thinking about adopting him?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know - I'm an ass!
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
In my experience, having a big penis is like having the Midas Touch. It sounds good in theory, but the practicality of it is not all it's cracked up to be. Pun intended.
ReplyDeleteThere are more important things in life than just getting laid... or having a home of your own...
ReplyDeleteThe poor guy might be abnormal in other ways to compensate for his "gift". Like autism.
What a strange twist to have all that equipment and be unable to use it.
--Hale
Ya know they are taking EBT cards in Commierado to buy pot, and the size of this mutant wanker is the topic of the day?---Ray
ReplyDeleteI think that the real record holder hasn't stepped forward. Mostly because I've dated a guy that was bigger the 14.
ReplyDeleteMy wife's first serious boyfriend was packing a no-shit 12" dick...and she hated it. I can vouch--from lots of experience--that women dig a guy who knows how to use what he's got, over sheer size.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I have met women who were size queens. I told 'em that if my junk wasn't up to their standards, I'd go get the veterinary gloves and give them the ride of their life. ;)